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Jul 28, 2008 7:30 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I'm waiting to find out what that lawn mower did to get shot.





I just heard! it wouldn't start..........well he showed that lawn mower.



The lawn mower still didn't start though......its just stubborn I bet.



grin
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Jul 28, 2008 7:32 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I'm waiting to find out what that lawn mower did to get shot. I just heard! it wouldn't start..........well he showed that lawn mower.
The lawn mower still didn't start though......its just stubborn I bet.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 28, 2008 8:04 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Poor dead mower......I can see it now with its wheels in the air and it oil drain all over the lawn. little pieces of its motor splattered all over.

I wonder if it had a leaf catcher and little weed whackers!crying crying crying
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Jul 28, 2008 8:06 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
I've had similar feelings about my computer...
uh oh uh oh uh oh
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Jul 28, 2008 8:10 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
call 1 800 com. killers............... before its too late. You don't want a computer murder on your hands!
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Jul 28, 2008 8:21 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: call 1 800 com. killers............... before its too late. You don't want a computer murder on your hands!



I know. I'm ashamed to know I harbor such brutality...
crying crying crying
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Jul 28, 2008 8:24 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
DarkDreamer2005
DarkDreamer2005DarkDreamer2005Rochester, Kent, England UK2 Threads 335 Posts
lol..is this an old news story or a new one....

The dead kennedy's did a song about a news paper report of this way back in the 80's...
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Jul 28, 2008 8:33 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
History repeats itself,thus....................
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Jul 28, 2008 8:34 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
again...this isn't about cause and effect! It's about freedom of expression!!! This man expressed his inner-most desire!!

The thing to worry about ladies, is how he reacts to his wife....when she doesn't "perform" to his standardsprofessor
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Jul 28, 2008 9:44 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
DarkDreamer2005: lol..is this an old news story or a new one....

The dead kennedy's did a song about a news paper report of this way back in the 80's...



New guy did it last week and is facing a $11000 fine and I think it was 2-3 years in jail.
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Jul 28, 2008 9:46 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
Dknew: New guy did it last week and is facing a $11000 fine and I think it was 2-3 years in jail.


as I said history repeats it´self
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Jul 28, 2008 9:49 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
Well, bubba shot the juke box so I guess it was just a matter of time before other things got shotcheers
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Jul 28, 2008 9:52 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I'm waiting to find out what that lawn mower did to get shot. I just heard! it wouldn't start..........well he showed that lawn mower.
The lawn mower still didn't start though......its just stubborn I bet.



roll eyes


::Picks up phone::

Hello? ... is that the men in white coats.. huh? .. oh.. yeah.. his names Rilly... pardon? .. Oh.. yeah.. okay .. I will. thankyou.. Byeee'


:: puts phone down:::
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Jul 28, 2008 9:56 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
yoursuperman
yoursupermanyoursupermanLynchburg, Virginia USA34 Threads 3 Polls 838 Posts
push mower or riding?
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Jul 28, 2008 10:49 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
It used to be you could punish your own things, like shooting your lawnmower, but these days we can get in trouble for punishing anything. laugh
I used to often threaten my pc , that I would pour water on it and kill it , if it didn't behave. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 28, 2008 10:52 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
My dad smashed his cell phone to bits one time, with a hammer - he said shooting it wouldn't give him enough satisfaction...



dunno

uh oh
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Jul 28, 2008 11:03 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
Boy was he frustrated!frustrated
I feel for him!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 28, 2008 11:04 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RedHeadedTaurus: My dad smashed his cell phone to bits one time, with a hammer - he said shooting it wouldn't give him enough satisfaction...

Shooting was too quick,hmm?rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 28, 2008 11:06 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
I read that story about the guy who shot his lawnmower cause it wouldn't start and the man was drunk.
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Jul 28, 2008 11:06 AM CST On the news man shoots his lawn mower!
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
Conrad73: Shooting was too quick,hmm?






thumbs up Exactly, Conrad! laugh





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