Time to change the light bulb... (13)
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
Thanks Spicey Brilliant.
Thanks Spicey Brilliant.
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Glad you enjoyed.
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I like the old english sheep dog one too
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Being as how I share my home with two felines,
I feel the last line.
I feel the last line.
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spiceygamble: Being as how I share my home with two felines,
I feel the last line.
True, True I have to cats and ain't that the truth I feel the last line.
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*mumbles something under breath & kick's cat's toy...
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LOL that was very good , thanks for sharing
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spiceygamble: So, you ask...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The dogs respond:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow softly in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry....now, when you ask,
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
The cat responds: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is... how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
Enjoy!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The dogs respond:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow softly in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry....now, when you ask,
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
The cat responds: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is... how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
Enjoy!
A Newfoundland
one, but I have to take it for a swim first, and then rescue it
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Oh, I'm sure the cat emots are too resource intensive.
*bad dumm dumnnn...
*bad dumm dumnnn...
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The dogs respond:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow softly in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
...now, when you ask,
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
The cat responds: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is... how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
Enjoy!