Another blond joke.................... (6)

>>> A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN
>>> ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
>>> MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>>> >
>>> >THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO
>>> SEE HER TICKET.
>>> SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
>>> CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
>>> HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
>>> >
>>> >THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
>>> BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
>>> STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>> >
>>> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
>>> THE PILOT AND THE
>>> COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST
>>> CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
>>> ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>>> >
>>> THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
>>> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
>>> ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN
>>> TO HER SEAT.
>>> >
>>> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
>>> BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
>>> I'M
>>> STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THe cOPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
>>> HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
>>> WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO
>>> WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
>>> >
>>> THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
>>> HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO
>>> A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
>>> >
>>> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND
>>> SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M
>>> SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT
>>> IN ECONOMY.
>>> >
>>> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM
>>> WHAT HE SAID TO
>>> MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO
>>> HOUSTON."

Don't be silly lonely it is all done in fun and NO one takes this personal and yes I AM blond.
Was so from birth.

how many more are left

I am a blonde myself