Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond............... (4)

Aug 3, 2008 7:49 PM CST Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.
teddybear
Aug 3, 2008 10:15 PM CST Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond...............
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one
Aug 3, 2008 10:25 PM CST Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond...............
Lonely1
Lonely1Lonely1Ottawa, Ontario Canada76 Threads 21 Polls 1,858 Posts
yay

Good one Hollandgirl. No matter what they say about blonds I believe there is a song that says 'The women are smarter than the men in every way.'

very mad very mad
Aug 3, 2008 10:40 PM CST Lonely this is just for you lol a smart blond...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
lonely I would not go That far. You will lose men friends lol.

Ever watch that program are you smarter than a 5th grader? These kids are very smart. Love that showteddybear
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