What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today? (85)

Aug 3, 2008 8:02 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
If you could write your own epitaph, based on you now,
what would we see inscribed on your tombstone?

I'll Start:

I JUST DON'T F**KING UNDERSTAND


Why this? because I tend to say this alot about several things in life, my own and others...angel
Aug 3, 2008 9:23 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
Whats to understand? things change all the time


Shoooooot i have mellowed over the past few months.

Why this because i am just kicking back when it comes to men and theres no he hunting going on, just happy to honestly chat and not go over board to impress others..... i would have called me a try hard a couple of months ago but now so different.
Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
relaxin: Whats to understand? things change all the timeShoooooot i have mellowed over the past few months.

Why this because i am just kicking back when it comes to men and theres no he hunting going on, just happy to honestly chat and not go over board to impress others..... i would have called me a try hard a couple of months ago but now so different.


Me not understanding has nothing to do with men or dating - just life - just a saying, that I say alot - in various situations that I think would sum up me, real quick, if, I was to keel over today. That's all, no more no less - not meant to be taken overly seriously grin
Aug 3, 2008 9:32 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: Me not understanding has nothing to do with men or dating - just life - just a saying, that I say alot - in various situations that I think would sum up me, real quick, if, I was to keel over today. That's all, no more no less - not meant to be taken overly seriously


laugh ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again
Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
relaxin: ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again


thumbs up that's good!
Aug 3, 2008 9:54 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: that's good!


if i just say fark me - my son always 'pass thanks'rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 3, 2008 10:28 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
officially retired
Aug 3, 2008 10:33 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
Loner1960: officially retired


thumbs up
Aug 3, 2008 10:39 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Lonely1
Lonely1Lonely1Ottawa, Ontario Canada76 Threads 21 Polls 1,858 Posts
relaxin: ok well mine would be oh"" Fark me dead" not again


I am a little confused with the play on words here.

Was it the ACT that you want to kill you? Or is it your surprise that you are actually DEAD?

'...not again?'


help
Aug 3, 2008 11:49 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from. grin
Aug 3, 2008 11:49 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Loner1960: officially retired


applause
Aug 3, 2008 11:51 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
She finally shut up and will stay in one place for more than 5 minutes. innocent
Aug 3, 2008 11:59 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
KHD100: We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Told you I was sick.
Aug 4, 2008 12:01 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
cheering not that you are dead - but that is a good one!
Aug 4, 2008 12:12 AM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Loner1960: Told you I was sick.
rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 4, 2008 5:40 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
I'll kill the MF who wakes me up.

or Finally,resting .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 4, 2008 10:41 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
Lonely1: I am a little confused with the play on words here.

Was it the ACT that you want to kill you? Or is it your surprise that you are actually DEAD?

'...not again?'





well if i say "oh fark me" my son always says "i'll pass thanks" so i have changed to the saying "Fark me dead" (in the act), "not again" meaning something else has happened in that one day or a repeated mistake...
i hope that helps


sad flower
Aug 4, 2008 10:43 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
KHD100: We are still trying to figure out what planet she is from.
rolling on the floor laughing let me know when you dosigh
Aug 4, 2008 11:01 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
My epitaph would read:

To the women of the world, I FINALLY get in the last word
Good-bye

tip hat
Aug 4, 2008 11:05 PM CST What Would Your Epitaph Be If You Died Today?
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
KHD100: She finally shut up and will stay in one place for more than 5 minutes.


awwwwhhh thats not nice, i thought discussing topic's was what the forums is all about.... why stay in one place for more than 5 mins, i check back and see if there are comments and conversations happening. i even say nite to all if i am in a conversation....
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