A mother writes her son......................... (4)

Aug 4, 2008 3:45 PM CST A mother writes her son.........................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Mother writes to her son
« Thread Started on Apr 1, 2007, 2:35am »



Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow cause I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the last payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off as long as he could, so he drowned.

We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send you another one.

Love, Ma
teddybear
Aug 4, 2008 5:45 PM CST A mother writes her son.........................
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing This is funny Holland! Quite pickin on the way down south folks would ya wink Tickled my gizzard so to speak grin
Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM CST A mother writes her son.........................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Should have put in the heading "funny" but didn't eyseteddybear
Aug 4, 2008 11:40 PM CST A mother writes her son.........................
forgivenangel
forgivenangelforgivenangeljacksonville, USA1 Threads 238 Posts
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