Right then... (31)
Well, I am a tad stuck...
'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'
Pretty crap that one wasn't it?
'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'
Pretty crap that one wasn't it?
Sommerauer71: Well, I am a tad stuck...
'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'
Pretty crap that one wasn't it?
'Good evening, young man, can I offer you a drink?'
Pretty crap that one wasn't it?
Your a tad stuck? That'll be those sticky carpets... Much nicer where I'm sat if you care to join me
Come here often????? 
Pptrixibell: Come here often?????
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice... I'm Steve..
Seabiscuit: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice... I'm Steve..
Enough to break the ice... I'm Steve..
That's a good one, I've never heard that one before!!!!Seabiscuit: Your a tad stuck? That'll be those sticky carpets... Much nicer where I'm sat if you care to join me
Oh, do not mind if I do.
Would you mind if I kicked my shoes off?
Pptrixibell: That's a good one, I've never heard that one before!!!!
I've got loads... Not that they work very often
Sommerauer71: Oh, do not mind if I do.
Would you mind if I kicked my shoes off?
Would you mind if I kicked my shoes off?
Absolutley not, just make sure they don't knock the lamp off the bedside table
Seabiscuit: Absolutley not, just make sure they don't knock the lamp off the bedside table
Well, I will leave them outside the door.
Prevention is better than cure.
Nice headboard.
Sommerauer71: Well, I will leave them outside the door.
Prevention is better than cure.
Nice headboard.
Prevention is better than cure.
Nice headboard.
It may look nice, but it makes a right noise...
Seabiscuit: It may look nice, but it makes a right noise...
That must irritate the neighbours?
Is there a bathroom close by?
Sommerauer71: That must irritate the neighbours?
Is there a bathroom close by?
Is there a bathroom close by?
Yeah, it's just next door
They don't mind, don't hear it very often
Seabiscuit: Yeah, it's just next door
They don't mind, don't hear it very often
They don't mind, don't hear it very often
Is that so?
I will be right back!
(Hides behind door,
you pulled Sommer)Sommerauer71: Is that so?
I will be right back! (Hides behind door, you pulled Sommer)
I will be right back! (Hides behind door, you pulled Sommer)
You don't gotta go use theres, can use mine
Seabiscuit: You don't gotta go use theres, can use mine
Oh, okay.
Where is it?
Sommerauer71: Oh, okay.
Where is it?
Where is it?
2nd on the right... Bring back that pleasure gel will you?
Seabiscuit: 2nd on the right... Bring back that pleasure gel will you?
Of course, where is it?
Bathroom cabinet?
Sommerauer71: Of course, where is it?
Bathroom cabinet?
Bathroom cabinet?
For the time being
how you doing?
and biscuit you nicked my polar bear one!
and biscuit you nicked my polar bear one!
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