To my true friends! (17)
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Jump on ME.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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more people should be like you!!
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jpunk: more people should be like you!!
I agree, the world would be a much happier peaceful place if everyone would just do as I tell them! ------ This thread is Archived ------
alabamabebe: I agree, the world would be a much happier peaceful place if everyone would just do as I tell them!
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My girlfriend sent me this one, not too long ago, thanks for sharing. Its pretty funny!!!!
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OH CRAP!!!!!!!!! Now I know why I am feeling all warm, I forgot the Depends...
It is hell to be old & senile..
It is hell to be old & senile..
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HJFinAZ: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!! Now I know why I am feeling all warm, I forgot the Depends...
It is hell to be old & senile..
It is hell to be old & senile..
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I like the analogy but in the few accidents I experienced, the warmth turned in to ice cold within minutes and I definitely had to change
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airliner: I like the analogy but in the few accidents I experienced, the warmth turned in to ice cold within minutes and I definitely had to change
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mylifewithu: My girlfriend sent me this one, not too long ago, thanks for sharing. Its pretty funny!!!!
My bestest girlfriend sent it to me today, I just had to share it with everyone here. 
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funny and so true sometimes...
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alabamabebe: When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I'll laugh at you, then pick you up and dust you off.
This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I'll laugh at you, then pick you up and dust you off.
This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
True.very true.
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When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I'll laugh at you, then pick you up and dust you off.
This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.