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Aug 12, 2008 4:56 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
cottonelle
cottonellecottonelleclarkston, USA7 Threads 184 Posts
This was the advertisement in Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop window next to the condo we rented last month in Florida:
Pocket Taser Stun Gun
Great Gift for the Wife
So I went in to check it out. I saw something that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 30th anniversary, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Gisele. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse-sized taser...

The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…. WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two triple A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Gisele what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
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Aug 12, 2008 5:05 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
You poor thing...If I see them..I'll return them I promise.....comfort uh oh dunno laugh comfort
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Aug 12, 2008 5:06 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: You poor thing...If I see them..I'll return them I promise.....


You promise you wouldnt tellroll eyes
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Aug 12, 2008 5:07 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
cottonelle
cottonellecottonelleclarkston, USA7 Threads 184 Posts
it wasnt me that did this...lol
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Aug 12, 2008 5:08 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
kissmedeeply: You promise you wouldnt tell



I didn't say I would say who took them...Just that if I happen to see them I will return them...BUT you live too far away for me to actually see them anyway.....professor roll eyes uh oh dunno laugh
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Aug 12, 2008 5:10 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
cottonelle: it wasnt me that did this...lol



Yeah sure...this is a confession and you now it......professor roll eyes uh oh dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 12, 2008 5:22 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
EnSilencio
EnSilencioEnSilencioAlmunecar, Andalusia Spain13 Threads 2 Polls 1,118 Posts
cottonelle: it wasnt me that did this...lol


I am still laughing my guts out.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



professor
Muscles are driven by electric impulses. Never grip what may give a shock; you will not be able to release.
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Aug 12, 2008 5:23 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
EnSilencio: I am still laughing my guts out.


Muscles are driven by electric impulses. Never grip what may give a shock; you will not be able to release.


giggle rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 12, 2008 5:23 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
EnSilencio: I am still laughing my guts out.


Muscles are driven by electric impulses. Never grip what may give a shock; you will not be able to release.



And never hold a metal pole while in a swimming pool during a lightning storm.....professor
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Aug 12, 2008 5:25 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: And never hold a metal pole while in a swimming pool during a lightning storm.....


hahaha rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 12, 2008 5:25 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
EnSilencio
EnSilencioEnSilencioAlmunecar, Andalusia Spain13 Threads 2 Polls 1,118 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: And never hold a metal pole while in a swimming pool during a lightning storm.....


laugh

professor
Or sail a metal foil kite with a metal wire in the same storm. (Any other storm might do.)
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Aug 12, 2008 5:26 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
EnSilencio: Or sail a metal foil kite with a metal wire in the same storm. (Any other storm might do.)



professor Great advice...that happened to me once and I looked like powder after...(the movie).....uh oh dunno doh
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Aug 12, 2008 5:27 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
EnSilencio: Or sail a metal foil kite with a metal wire in the same storm. (Any other storm might do.)


Or... professor

Stand on the top of a mountain.. in a suit of armor.. holding an umbrella
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Aug 12, 2008 5:43 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Conrad73: They probably pulled up in your Belly!FRIGHT!
I think I saw them rolling down Woodward Ave. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 12, 2008 5:45 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
EnSilencio
EnSilencioEnSilencioAlmunecar, Andalusia Spain13 Threads 2 Polls 1,118 Posts
Claayer: Or...

Stand on the top of a mountain.. in a suit of armor.. holding an umbrella


don Quijote confused laugh
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Aug 12, 2008 5:45 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
EnSilencio
EnSilencioEnSilencioAlmunecar, Andalusia Spain13 Threads 2 Polls 1,118 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Great advice...that happened to me once and I looked like powder after...(the movie).....


You looked like a movie wow ?
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Aug 12, 2008 5:47 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
EnSilencio: You looked like a movie ?



No like powder...in the movie powder...after he got struck by lightning...he was the colour of powder!!!!!!!!



professor roll eyes uh oh dunno laugh
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Aug 12, 2008 5:57 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
Good stuff, I'd like to berate the author's intelligence, but I grew up with an electrric fence in my back yard(to keep the horses at home).


Two quik tips for operating safely in the vicinity of this type of fence,

mind where you pee, and they ain't there to practice your hurdles.



Interesting sidenote: All the dogs in my neighborhood learned to run with their tails down....
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Aug 12, 2008 5:59 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA56 Threads 15 Polls 950 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

very, very, very funny. A friend did the same thing with one of those collars that shocks a dog when it barks. It hurt him, but we couldn't stop laughing, poor guy.grin
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Aug 12, 2008 6:06 PM CST what happens when you stun gun (taser) yourself
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Ocee35: Good stuff, I'd like to berate the author's intelligence, but I grew up with an electrric fence in my back yard(to keep the horses at home).Two quik tips for operating safely in the vicinity of this type of fence,

mind where you pee, and they ain't there to practice your hurdles.
Interesting sidenote: All the dogs in my neighborhood learned to run with their tails down....



More great advice......I heard the pee thing is not good when the current follows the path....professor uh oh dunno uh oh laugh
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