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Aug 19, 2008 11:13 PM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
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Aug 19, 2008 11:14 PM CST Marriage Rules
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
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Aug 19, 2008 11:20 PM CST Marriage Rules
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks. I needed that...
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Aug 19, 2008 11:23 PM CST Marriage Rules
Rule #1... There are no rules..jaw drop
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Aug 19, 2008 11:26 PM CST Marriage Rules
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
laugh laugh


im adopting this as my new rule for potential slaves shacklers laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:27 PM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
dillydally: im adopting this as my new rule for potential shacklers



where do I sign up dunno laugh laugh laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:28 PM CST Marriage Rules
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
desmond: where do I sign up



see the small print love laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:29 PM CST Marriage Rules
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
dillydally: see the small print love


I'm in advertising Des - always, always fear the small print1 grin
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Aug 19, 2008 11:31 PM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
dillydally: see the small print love



I reading the small print and I can do that devil devil but Robert is tell me to watchout confused confused dunno dunno don't know what coming next

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Aug 19, 2008 11:37 PM CST Marriage Rules
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
It occurred to me that the statement could be construed as an affront to the fair maiden. I can assure you it was not intended that way. tip hat
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Aug 19, 2008 11:40 PM CST Marriage Rules
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA24 Threads 2 Polls 6,726 Posts
he is a "macho": alright
what would you call her?rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 19, 2008 11:40 PM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
rwantin: It occurred to me that the statement could be construed as an affront to the fair maiden. I can assure you it was not intended that way.



It is all good Robert I swim from florida to Scotland to meet the fair fine beautiful maiden grin grin


dancing dancing laugh laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:47 PM CST Marriage Rules
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
rwantin: It occurred to me that the statement could be construed as an affront to the fair maiden. I can assure you it was not intended that way.



oh god no robert i would have said the same thing laugh im too flexible to be satisfied and to greedy to share ,i leave the toilet seat down ,and i look read porn laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:51 PM CST Marriage Rules
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
just thought there that my last post could be picked up wrong so il explain

yes i look at porn when im in the bathroom ,but only in the bathroom laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:53 PM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
dillydally: just thought there that my last post could be picked up wrong so il explain

yes i look at porn when im in the bathroom ,but only in the bathroom



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm dunno confused so you spend alot of time in the bathroom laugh laugh laugh
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Aug 19, 2008 11:57 PM CST Marriage Rules
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
desmond: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm so you spend alot of time in the bathroom



if your asking if i have a weak bladder ,then no laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 12:01 AM CST Marriage Rules
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
dillydally: if your asking if i have a weak bladder ,then no



Damn I know you don't have a weak bladder but there are so many better questions to ask that I know will please us both but as you know I am so innocent innocent innocent and shy almost an angel angel



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