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Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing a new Drive-through ATM machine enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.. And they need a laugh, too!

Remember! A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too.
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Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
OMG, was she a blonde? jk uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
What's really funny is that I have been in the car behind one of these women, it took her forever. rolling on the floor laughing I think I was only half as long as she was. laugh And I always have to open the door. . . . I am really short.blushing
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Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
tipaly81: What's really funny is that I have been in the car behind one of these women, it took her forever. I think I was only half as long as she was. And I always have to open the door. . . . I am really short.


Me too... parking tickets, drive through tellets etc... I can never reach! i have the shortest arms...
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Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA12 Threads 1,123 Posts
this really is so true! all of it! I have seen this with myself and my friends! Now everytime I go to the banks drive thru I am going to laughing!
Thanks now I can laugh all the way to the bank!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 9:49 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA61 Threads 5 Polls 6,345 Posts
2catchastar: this really is so true! all of it! I have seen this with myself and my friends! Now everytime I go to the banks drive thru I am going to laughing!
Thanks now I can laugh all the way to the bank!


I mean it, what you say that is, hardly get a laugh now days going through drive thrus but will remember this one, thanks a lot jbibiza you know I have uncontrollable laughter and the bank was one of THE INCIDENTS now thisrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh, and welcome back, we have missed your threads and posts lady!applause hug
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Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
2catchastar: this really is so true! all of it! I have seen this with myself and my friends! Now everytime I go to the banks drive thru I am going to laughing!
Thanks now I can laugh all the way to the bank!


Not often we can do that!!!!laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 9:55 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
irishlass45: I mean it, what you say that is, hardly get a laugh now days going through drive thrus but will remember this one, thanks a lot jbibiza you know I have uncontrollable laughter and the bank was one of THE INCIDENTS now this

Oh, and welcome back, we have missed your threads and posts lady!



Thanks Lass, it´s good to be back... will be a little sporadic for the next couple of months though.
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Aug 20, 2008 9:56 PM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
it's funny and accurate laugh
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Aug 21, 2008 8:12 AM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
rolltideroll
rolltiderollrolltiderollKillen, Alabama USA30 Threads 18 Polls 236 Posts
I got behind a man yesterday that had to ask for a woman's help to use the ATM machine. He inserted and re-inserted his card three different times before his wife finally got out of the truck walked around and did it for him.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:15 AM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland32 Threads 9,360 Posts
Very funny JB

Have to admit though that I must have a lot of male hormones as none of it applies to me lol
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Aug 21, 2008 8:19 AM CST Yes... I can take it as well as give it! Hope this gives you a laugh!
Just when I really could use 1 I let out a loud laugh and window ope,ady passingby to parking lot to work,looked atme,sitting right by window and yelled,wish I could laugh right now.It was great,fitme too perfectly.Next time I go I will be lauging to myself.Thanks!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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