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Aug 20, 2008 10:47 PM CST Surgeons!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and their head and
the a** are interchangeable !!


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Aug 20, 2008 10:50 PM CST Surgeons!!
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA12 Threads 1,123 Posts
Good one!thumbs up thumbs up
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Aug 20, 2008 10:51 PM CST Surgeons!!
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay
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Aug 20, 2008 10:51 PM CST Surgeons!!
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
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blushing when I first read the forth surgeon I thought I read when you have a few farts laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 10:52 PM CST Surgeons!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Aug 20, 2008 10:53 PM CST Surgeons!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
kkitty4u: when I first read the forth surgeon I thought I read when you have a few farts
no, that was another thread....i stayed out of that one....it really stankrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 10:56 PM CST Surgeons!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
kkitty4u: when I first read the forth surgeon I thought I read when you have a few farts
laugh laugh
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