The Prince Charming Theory (85)
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kiwiguy19: The prince charming theory
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Hmmm May have to kiss many a frog to find your Prince. But don't have to bed them all????
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Someday when I find a prince he is going to know about all those freaking frogs I had to kiss to find him
So he better not leave or cheat on me , or I will put him in a jar.
So he better not leave or cheat on me , or I will put him in a jar.
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kiwiguy19: The prince charming theory
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Well for one thing the "princesses" usually don't have to cry for Prince Charming or Toads they are surrounded by them all the time. Usually its the rest of us not so "princess like" who spend our time trying to change a frog or toad into a prince. Until we grow up and realize that life in not a fairytale and that frog looks pretty damn cute and that we can rescue ourselves and have no need to change or kiss any frog, toads or wolves in prince's clothing any longer.
Be charming because you like peeps go have adventures because you want to invite the princess along she will abandon the frog and follow you lol.
This is what the magic mushroom told me.
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"and have no need to change or kiss any frog, toads or wolves in prince's clothing any longer." quoted from Dawn7z
wolves in prince's cloths?? Sounds more like the woman would be in trouble as 'she who dances with wolves' then again the wolves may be in drag....and this makes me think of Lumberjacks....wearing women's clothes and hanging around in bars %D Would you kiss a Lumberjack???
wolves in prince's cloths?? Sounds more like the woman would be in trouble as 'she who dances with wolves' then again the wolves may be in drag....and this makes me think of Lumberjacks....wearing women's clothes and hanging around in bars %D Would you kiss a Lumberjack???
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solitare: "and have no need to change or kiss any frog, toads or wolves in prince's clothing any longer." quoted from Dawn7zwolves in prince's cloths?? Sounds more like the woman would be in trouble as 'she who dances with wolves' then again the wolves may be in drag....and this makes me think of Lumberjacks....wearing women's clothes and hanging around in bars %D Would you kiss a Lumberjack???
I would only if he was dressed as a wolf and called himself Paul Bunyan.
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Dawn7z: I would only if he was dressed as a wolf and called himself Paul Bunyan.
If the wolf was in drag he would be wearing a ball gown not a tux. Nevertheless dancing with wolves and escaping is very delicate procedure. Is there a secret fantasy being displayed here. Maybe an idea for Halloween go for it run with your creativity as a wolf dressed in drag who is actually a lumberjack in a wolf suit.
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kiwiguy19: The prince charming theory
Hey prince charming, anybody can be charming in order to get their way, the trick is to be a real prince.
If you care about a woman and not just trying to charm her pants off, maybe she'll notice you out of all the frogs and princes in the pond and give you a chance.
And in my experience, sometimes the real princes kinda look like frogs at first.
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alabamabebe: Hey prince charming, anybody can be charming in order to get their way, the trick is to be a real prince.
If you care about a woman and not just trying to charm her pants off, maybe she'll notice you out of all the frogs and princes in the pond and give you a chance.
And in my experience, sometimes the real princes kinda look like frogs at first.
HI BAMA, IJUST POSTED A CUTE JOKE ON THE FART THREAD, IT WAS PASSED TO ME TONIGHT BY A FRIEND,CHECK IT OUT,I'M OUTA HERE FOR TONIGHT.If you care about a woman and not just trying to charm her pants off, maybe she'll notice you out of all the frogs and princes in the pond and give you a chance.
And in my experience, sometimes the real princes kinda look like frogs at first.
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Dawn7z: I would only if he was dressed as a wolf and called himself Paul Bunyan.
HI DAWN JUST POSTED JOKE ON FART THEAD, YOU'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT, i'M OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND------ This thread is Archived ------
--- braaaapht!!!- needeep!
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kiwiguy19: The prince charming theory
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
As eastern philosophy would espouse: "Align yourself with the tiger", so I guess that might mean, you too might consider becoming a 'dumb a** frog', and have a better chance of getting your princess.
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CuspofMagic: --- braaaapht!!!- needeep!
nee deep in what?
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I can't comment, because I am just a frog....
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HondoLaneNJ: I can't comment, because I am just a frog....
Hi Hondo
Gee, you are so full of 'croak'! ------ This thread is Archived ------
kiwiguy19: The prince charming theory
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?
The old saying is, the good guys always finish last, hell we don't even get the chance to finish, by the time we do get noticed it's after these women have been torn to pieces by these frogs and there are just to many pieces to put back together again... but when they'er hurt who do they always come to? The prince, we help them as much as we can, and then after we just fade away never to be thought of again, until the next time they get hurt.. Honestly, i'm tired of picking up the pieces of what someone else has done, or being made to stand in the shadow of another man that has done some lady wrong.. it's wrong for us to always have to prove that we are not like those frogs, if these women can't open their eyes and see what's really in front of them, then it's their own fault for not seeing us in the first place..
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venere08: Hi Hondo Gee, you are so full of 'croak'!
Ribbet....ribbet....
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Daniel4021: The old saying is, the good guys always finish last, hell we don't even get the chance to finish, by the time we do get noticed it's after these women have been torn to pieces by these frogs and there are just to many pieces to put back together again... but when they'er hurt who do they always come to? The prince, we help them as much as we can, and then after we just fade away never to be thought of again, until the next time they get hurt.. Honestly, i'm tired of picking up the pieces of what someone else has done, or being made to stand in the shadow of another man that has done some lady wrong.. it's wrong for us to always have to prove that we are not like those frogs, if these women can't open their eyes and see what's really in front of them, then it's their own fault for not seeing us in the first place..
Hi Daniel
Just want to say sorry you've been having it so hard with the ladies, let me rephrase that
Anyway, we're not all like that. For example, moi, I am neither feeling hurt, or am I 'broken' and in pieces. And then again, I am not looking for either a prince or a frog, something in between. Now, what would you call such a man? A prog ? Or a frince?
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Seems like every single princess out there is crying and longing for their prince charming to come find them and ride off into the sunset . But I say what’s the point in being prince charming when every princess is out there kissing frogs. It’s like they rather take their chances getting warts or some kind of toad poisoning trying to turn some mud creature into the very thing that’s right in front of them half the time. Then some have the nerve to look at the prince and say “Why can’t this frog be more like you? If you were this frog I’d kiss you in a heartbeat.” WTF!!? And where does this leave the prince? He ends up with the wicked stepsister evil queen wicked hag type. Of course he’d rather not but what do you do when frogs are getting all the action? There only one thing he can do to get noticed and that’s get turned into a frog himself, and when the princess finally sees him as a frog and kisses him, he can turn back into prince charming and ride off into the sunset. Or can he? Chances are the princess’s been kissing frogs for so long that she won’t be satisfied and soon leave the prince to go back to kissing mother fricken frogs again. So what’s the point in being charming, he’s just better off being a damn frog. Think about it, he climbs mountains, slays dragons, climbs towers, makes the most he can out of himself and who does she notice! The lazy a** toad sitting in the corner. So again I say what’s the point in be prince charming, you’re just gonna lose to a dumb a** frog. What’s your take on this?