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Aug 21, 2008 8:04 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
pyaremohan
pyaremohanpyaremohandelhi, Delhi India22 Threads 1,549 Posts
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another Petrol station Toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars... You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


PS: Ladies i dont mean any offence .........i think women r the most beautiful creation of the lord.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:06 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
Good stuff. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2008 8:07 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
cheers yay
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Aug 21, 2008 8:08 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
blues laugh laugh blues
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Aug 21, 2008 8:11 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2008 8:13 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
laugh
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Aug 21, 2008 8:14 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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Aug 21, 2008 8:17 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
x-mas shopping
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Aug 21, 2008 8:17 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
mastic55: x-mas shopping
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Sep 10, 2008 5:35 PM CST WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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