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Aug 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST Official Announcement
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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Aug 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST Official Announcement
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
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Aug 22, 2008 8:43 PM CST Official Announcement
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Aug 22, 2008 8:44 PM CST Official Announcement
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
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Aug 22, 2008 8:45 PM CST Official Announcement
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA44 Threads 7,437 Posts
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Aug 22, 2008 8:45 PM CST Official Announcement
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 12,827 Posts
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shimmy shimmy
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Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM CST Official Announcement
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
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Oct 24, 2008 3:08 PM CST Official Announcement
ladyinwaiting
ladyinwaitingladyinwaitingAmwaj Island, Bahrain21 Threads 288 Posts
love it ! best one in a long time :) rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2008 3:15 PM CST Official Announcement
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Oct 24, 2008 3:45 PM CST Official Announcement
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
desmond: Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

It just doesn't get more accurate than that.



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yeah heard that before but with the red rose of the Labour party (our government)
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Oct 24, 2008 4:23 PM CST Official Announcement
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
desmond: Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

It just doesn't get more accurate than that.



Ooooo.... very good! thumbs up

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Oct 24, 2008 4:29 PM CST Official Announcement
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
Dessie said ,
pricks
jaw drop jaw drop jaw drop


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Oct 24, 2008 4:33 PM CST Official Announcement
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
livinglarge: Dessie said ,
pricks


Why are there so many virgins in Ireland?

Coz all the pricks are in England!!!


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Oct 24, 2008 4:35 PM CST Official Announcement
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
jpunk: Why are there so many virgins in Ireland?

Coz all the pricks are in England!!!


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you said it !!!
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Oct 24, 2008 5:58 PM CST Official Announcement
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
Very timely....great idea!

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Oct 24, 2008 6:00 PM CST Official Announcement
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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Oct 24, 2008 6:59 PM CST Official Announcement
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
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