Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a** from drowning!'
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tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special
Senator's airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like
you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a** from
drowning!'