A confession.... haha ( Archived) (38)

Aug 25, 2008 8:41 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
My buddy Adam lives in a carvan in the middle of nowhere.

He has no car.. and a bad reception with his mobile (cell) phone.

He has been trying to get a new (better) network provider for his phone, but wanted to try some out to see if they would work where he lives.

Soo.. he came to ask me if he could drive him home (to the middle of nowhere dont forget).. and see if MY phone would get signal while we were there.

I drove him home.. and waited.. engine running.. in the lane (track) while he took my phone and went off to his caravan to try it out.

When he got out of the car (for some reason?) he put his bag on the floor by the car.



:::fast forward a few days:::


Adam stopped in to my house (to sell me some cheap tabacco lol) ..

As he came in.. he said..

'Ooo.. you are still speaking to me??' ..

I said ' Yeah? ... of course? why?'

He said.. ' Well..... When you dropped me home the other night I realised SOMEHOW.. one of the cans of beer in my bag had exploded.. it was pouring out allover the place.. so I thought it must have leaked in your car.. and thought maybe you were pissed off at me now' ...

I said 'Noooo.. of course not' uncertain

BUT!.... I didn't tell him what REALLY happened..

uncertain

Sooo... back to the night I dropped him home to his caravan to try on my phone signal..

He went to the caravan.. and as I sat in the car ..

I thought... Ooo I'll just drive forward a bit.. So I did... then I heard this .. *BUMPHF-WHOOOSHHH* noise.. uh oh


I got out of the car... and (even though it was pretty dark).. realised I had run OVER his bag!..

and something that I THOUGHT was milk was whooshing out of it onto the road.. uh oh

Sooo... because I couldnt be bothered (bad me!).. to drive all the way back to town to get him more milk... (for poor him living in the middle of nowhere in a caravan).. haha

I said nothing..
and just moooooved the bag AWAY from the puddle of liquid.. and moved the car further away from it.. giggle

Then I leant out of my drivers window.. so that he could hand the phone back to me that way.. instead of risking him seeing the leaking bag and wet puddle on the other side of the car.. haha

and drove off home..

I have felt soooo guilty about it since..

Until I saw him and he thought it was HIS fault giggle

I better tell him soon I suppose..

laugh
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Aug 25, 2008 8:43 AM CST A confession.... haha
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
BAD bad claire rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 25, 2008 8:45 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Dknew: BAD bad claire


hahah! I knowww.. giggle

I'm blaming the PMT I had at the time snooty

laugh


wave hug
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Aug 25, 2008 8:45 AM CST A confession.... haha
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Claire tell him to join Cs and come on the forums..

I am sure he would read it or one of us will tell himlaugh roll eyes teddybear
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Aug 25, 2008 8:51 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
kissmedeeply: Claire tell him to join Cs and come on the forums..

I am sure he would read it or one of us will tell him


Well thankfully.. he has no electricity EITHER! laugh

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Aug 25, 2008 8:55 AM CST A confession.... haha
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
beer homicide ... giggle
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Aug 25, 2008 8:56 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
BnaturAl: beer homicide ...


hahah! laugh devil

hellooo Al wave hug

Post our scopes of horror... blues
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Aug 25, 2008 8:57 AM CST A confession.... haha
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
Claayer: hahah!

hellooo Al

Post our scopes of horror...


people run over them too roll eyes laugh


wave
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Aug 25, 2008 8:59 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
BnaturAl: people run over them too


mumbling frustrated blues
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Aug 25, 2008 9:00 AM CST A confession.... haha
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA10 Threads 830 Posts
Gives new meaning to hit and run LMAO!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 25, 2008 9:02 AM CST A confession.... haha
lola36
lola36lola36dublin, Dublin Ireland120 Threads 4,687 Posts
OMG sista laugh wave
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Aug 25, 2008 9:08 AM CST A confession.... haha
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
OMG you ran over his beer????

rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 25, 2008 9:09 AM CST A confession.... haha
lola36
lola36lola36dublin, Dublin Ireland120 Threads 4,687 Posts
arabella: OMG you ran over his beer????



laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 25, 2008 9:22 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
arabella: OMG you ran over his beer????


hahaha! blushing

Hellooo Ladies wave teddybear
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Aug 25, 2008 9:35 AM CST A confession.... haha
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
No it is all his fault ....... 1st should not have left the bag so close to your car
2nd should have know you would likely run over it
3rd it was the cars fault
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Aug 25, 2008 9:46 AM CST A confession.... haha
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
Claayer: ...


alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:


Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid that you previously imagined. Somes thing come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over to your friends and get some.


laugh
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Aug 25, 2008 9:53 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
kitty01: No it is all his fault .......
1st should not have left the bag so close to your car
2nd should have know you would likely run over it
3rd it was the cars fault



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Yeah... thats what I thought..
Thanks for that Kitty thumbs up laugh


hug
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Aug 25, 2008 9:53 AM CST A confession.... haha
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
BnaturAl: alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid than you previously imagined. Some things come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves, as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over to your friends and get some.



doh
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Aug 25, 2008 9:56 AM CST A confession.... haha
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
BnaturAl: alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid that you previously imagined. Somes thing come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over your friend and get some.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thankyou
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Aug 25, 2008 10:02 AM CST A confession.... haha
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
I believe that´s what they call "beeracide" and has heavy penalties in some areas of the world...

I would keep quiet... you could wind up doing time for such a heinous offense!
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