ClaayerOPWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
My buddy Adam lives in a carvan in the middle of nowhere.
He has no car.. and a bad reception with his mobile (cell) phone.
He has been trying to get a new (better) network provider for his phone, but wanted to try some out to see if they would work where he lives.
Soo.. he came to ask me if he could drive him home (to the middle of nowhere dont forget).. and see if MY phone would get signal while we were there.
I drove him home.. and waited.. engine running.. in the lane (track) while he took my phone and went off to his caravan to try it out.
When he got out of the car (for some reason?) he put his bag on the floor by the car.
:::fast forward a few days:::
Adam stopped in to my house (to sell me some cheap tabacco lol) ..
As he came in.. he said..
'Ooo.. you are still speaking to me??' ..
I said ' Yeah? ... of course? why?'
He said.. ' Well..... When you dropped me home the other night I realised SOMEHOW.. one of the cans of beer in my bag had exploded.. it was pouring out allover the place.. so I thought it must have leaked in your car.. and thought maybe you were pissed off at me now' ...
I said 'Noooo.. of course not'
BUT!.... I didn't tell him what REALLY happened..
Sooo... back to the night I dropped him home to his caravan to try on my phone signal..
He went to the caravan.. and as I sat in the car ..
I thought... Ooo I'll just drive forward a bit.. So I did... then I heard this .. *BUMPHF-WHOOOSHHH* noise..
I got out of the car... and (even though it was pretty dark).. realised I had run OVER his bag!..
and something that I THOUGHT was milk was whooshing out of it onto the road..
Sooo... because I couldnt be bothered (bad me!).. to drive all the way back to town to get him more milk... (for poor him living in the middle of nowhere in a caravan).. haha
I said nothing.. and just moooooved the bag AWAY from the puddle of liquid.. and moved the car further away from it..
Then I leant out of my drivers window.. so that he could hand the phone back to me that way.. instead of risking him seeing the leaking bag and wet puddle on the other side of the car.. haha
No it is all his fault ....... 1st should not have left the bag so close to your car 2nd should have know you would likely run over it 3rd it was the cars fault
alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:
Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid that you previously imagined. Somes thing come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over to your friends and get some.
ClaayerOPWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
kitty01: No it is all his fault ....... 1st should not have left the bag so close to your car 2nd should have know you would likely run over it 3rd it was the cars fault
Yeah... thats what I thought.. Thanks for that Kitty
BnaturAl: alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid than you previously imagined. Some things come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves, as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over to your friends and get some.
ClaayerOPWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
BnaturAl: alright, here's your very own personal hoRRorscope:Although you want dearly to divulge secrets you've been carrying around with you, you'll find life is more liquid that you previously imagined. Somes thing come pouring out too quickly while others seem to take forever to reveal themselves as if they were dammed. This week the spirits are talking back. Open the floodgates and if it gets messy, remember where there's smoke, there's a bong needing liquid cooling. Run over your friend and get some.
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He has no car.. and a bad reception with his mobile (cell) phone.
He has been trying to get a new (better) network provider for his phone, but wanted to try some out to see if they would work where he lives.
Soo.. he came to ask me if he could drive him home (to the middle of nowhere dont forget).. and see if MY phone would get signal while we were there.
I drove him home.. and waited.. engine running.. in the lane (track) while he took my phone and went off to his caravan to try it out.
When he got out of the car (for some reason?) he put his bag on the floor by the car.
:::fast forward a few days:::
Adam stopped in to my house (to sell me some cheap tabacco lol) ..
As he came in.. he said..
'Ooo.. you are still speaking to me??' ..
I said ' Yeah? ... of course? why?'
He said.. ' Well..... When you dropped me home the other night I realised SOMEHOW.. one of the cans of beer in my bag had exploded.. it was pouring out allover the place.. so I thought it must have leaked in your car.. and thought maybe you were pissed off at me now' ...
I said 'Noooo.. of course not'
BUT!.... I didn't tell him what REALLY happened..
Sooo... back to the night I dropped him home to his caravan to try on my phone signal..
He went to the caravan.. and as I sat in the car ..
I thought... Ooo I'll just drive forward a bit.. So I did... then I heard this .. *BUMPHF-WHOOOSHHH* noise..
I got out of the car... and (even though it was pretty dark).. realised I had run OVER his bag!..
and something that I THOUGHT was milk was whooshing out of it onto the road..
Sooo... because I couldnt be bothered (bad me!).. to drive all the way back to town to get him more milk... (for poor him living in the middle of nowhere in a caravan).. haha
I said nothing..
and just moooooved the bag AWAY from the puddle of liquid.. and moved the car further away from it..
Then I leant out of my drivers window.. so that he could hand the phone back to me that way.. instead of risking him seeing the leaking bag and wet puddle on the other side of the car.. haha
and drove off home..
I have felt soooo guilty about it since..
Until I saw him and he thought it was HIS fault
I better tell him soon I suppose..