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Aug 25, 2008 2:54 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. {Pic. wouldn't work, sorry.}

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong ef fort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here . Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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Aug 25, 2008 3:00 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA110 Threads 2 Polls 7,814 Posts
Wow!

I'm for the whole thing, all the way! cheering
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Aug 25, 2008 3:10 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA57 Threads 3,238 Posts
Sounds like a plan. Robin Williams is brilliant.
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Aug 25, 2008 3:25 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
Dusty45: Sounds like a plan. Robin Williams is brilliant.


I think we could get Bush to sign it as a new policy. I don't think he really reads what he signs anyways. laugh
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Aug 25, 2008 3:27 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA110 Threads 2 Polls 7,814 Posts
Can you imagine a write-in campaign for the elections in November applause
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Aug 25, 2008 3:31 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
That would be nice. thumbs up and a sweet change of scenary. dancing Hope there no more Bush-type-isms or hunting trips for vice-presidents.

Go '09 peace
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Aug 26, 2008 12:11 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
peace peace peace
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Aug 26, 2008 1:21 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
I thought this was supposed to be a NEW plan? Sounds as clever as the old one...think it might BE the old one.

Americans.....don't you just love 'em!!

(or maybe it was meant as a joke? confused )

rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2008 1:24 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
arabella: Can you imagine a write-in campaign for the elections in November





He was already elected to office once on false pretences.....much like George Bush
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Aug 26, 2008 3:44 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA39 Threads 3 Polls 2,180 Posts
tipaly81: Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. {Pic. wouldn't work, sorry.}

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong ef fort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here . Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
Robin Williams is great! just common sense stuff like this!! there's a plan alright!, Love it. thanks for the thread.
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Aug 26, 2008 3:48 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA39 Threads 3 Polls 2,180 Posts
Fallingman: I thought this was supposed to be a NEW plan? Sounds as clever as the old one...think it might BE the old one.

Americans.....don't you just love 'em!!

(or maybe it was meant as a joke? )
piss off, and as for the the rest of your reply it is NOT the same,,it is the oposite. You may enjoy making fun of this country but don't. I will refrain from what I see in yours.
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Aug 26, 2008 4:03 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
onegoodguy1959
onegoodguy1959onegoodguy1959Bedford, Texas USA112 Posts
Don't blame Robin Williams, this didn't come from him.
If you want more info, here is a link.

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Aug 26, 2008 4:07 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA39 Threads 3 Polls 2,180 Posts
onegoodguy1959: Don't blame Robin Williams, this didn't come from him.
If you want more info, here is a link.

interesting!!,,,I wonder if he would use it anyway.
is possible.
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Aug 26, 2008 4:47 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA12 Threads 1,123 Posts
I vote Robbin Williams for Pres!
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Aug 26, 2008 4:49 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA39 Threads 3 Polls 2,180 Posts
2catchastar: I vote Robbin Williams for Pres!

thumbs up I wish!!
;-}
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Aug 26, 2008 4:49 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA12 Threads 1,123 Posts
Fallingman: I thought this was supposed to be a NEW plan? Sounds as clever as the old one...think it might BE the old one.

Americans.....don't you just love 'em!!

(or maybe it was meant as a joke? )

Truth is Robbin williams is Scottish born in Scotland.
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Aug 26, 2008 4:51 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
2catchastar: I vote Robbin Williams for Pres!






Nah....the comedian that's there now isn't any good....why elect another?
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Aug 26, 2008 4:52 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
2catchastar: Truth is Robbin williams is Scottish born in Scotland.






Then he can't be president....hahaha
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Aug 26, 2008 4:53 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
2catchastar
2catchastar2catchastarCorning, New York USA12 Threads 1,123 Posts
Fallingman: I thought this was supposed to be a NEW plan? Sounds as clever as the old one...think it might BE the old one.

Americans.....don't you just love 'em!!

(or maybe it was meant as a joke? )


Yes I do love them!
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Aug 26, 2008 4:53 PM CST Robin Williams is the man w/ the plan. Check it out.
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA39 Threads 3 Polls 2,180 Posts
2catchastar: Truth is Robbin williams is Scottish born in Scotland.
Interesting! LOL,,I found out from my aunt Mary that I have a major part of my relatives out of Ireland,,I always thought I was mostly from Whales and Austria.
Seems like many of us "Americans" come from other countries LOL
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