Cabbie ( Archived) (8)

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,' says the cabbie.
'My son, you cannot offend me,' says the Nun. 'When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well,' said the cabbie, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.'
'Well, lets see what we can do about that,' the Nun replies. 'First,
you have to be single and, second, you must be Catholic.'
The cabbie is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'Okay,' says the Nun. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a passonate kiss but, when they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and
I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.'
That's okay,' says the Nun. 'My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.'

Nice way to meet Desmond
Thanks for the laugh

It is nice to meet you to

Have fun sweetie