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Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM CST Cabbie
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,' says the cabbie.
'My son, you cannot offend me,' says the Nun. 'When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well,' said the cabbie, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.'
'Well, lets see what we can do about that,' the Nun replies. 'First,
you have to be single and, second, you must be Catholic.'
The cabbie is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'Okay,' says the Nun. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a passonate kiss but, when they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the Nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and
I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.'
That's okay,' says the Nun. 'My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.'
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Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM CST Cabbie
mrsmiles4444
mrsmiles4444mrsmiles4444Colonial Beach, Virginia USA42 Threads 560 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM CST Cabbie
nolovefool
nolovefoolnolovefoolMotril, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 117 Posts
desmond: 'Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned,' says the cabbie. 'I lied, and I must confess that I'm married and I'm a Methodist.'
That's okay,' says the Nun. 'My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.'


laugh laugh

Nice way to meet Desmond
Thanks for the laugh

beer
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Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM CST Cabbie
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
nolovefool: Nice way to meet Desmond
Thanks for the laugh



It is nice to meet you to handshake cheers
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Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM CST Cabbie
Shanmariee
ShanmarieeShanmarieeSpokane, Washington USA11 Threads 480 Posts
Thanks for the laugh Des! I actually read this one before but still funny! Just getting off of work ~ get to go 90 - 100mph on the free way again and blast my music yet once again to relieve my stress laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM CST Cabbie
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM CST Cabbie
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Shanmariee: Thanks for the laugh Des! I actually read this one before but still funny! Just getting off of work ~ get to go 90 - 100mph on the free way again and blast my music yet once again to relieve my stress




Have fun sweetie grin grin
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Aug 28, 2008 6:16 PM CST Cabbie
TheThinker
TheThinkerTheThinkerPortland, Oregon USA4 Posts
Shanmariee: Thanks for the laugh Des! I actually read this one before but still funny! Just getting off of work ~ get to go 90 - 100mph on the free way again and blast my music yet once again to relieve my stress


LOL sounds reckless. For your kids sake, I hope they are not in the car with you when you drive that fast.
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