It is best to never say this to a cop.........lol................ (17)
No, I'd never. 
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tipaly81: No, I'd never.
A cop stopped me as he had caught me doing a u-turn.
He said I will let you go if you promises not to do this again
I said officer I promise to never make another u-turn if I know
your watching.
He cracked up and let me go.
Now I could not lie could I?
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Honestly occifer I wasn't speeding....I was just going fast.------ This thread is Archived ------
Officer: "Where are you off to is such a hurry, young man?"
Kid: "You're wife called and said we only had until 11 before you got
home!"
Kid: "You're wife called and said we only had until 11 before you got
home!"
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Americanproud: Honestly occifer I wasn't speeding....I was just going fast.
Yes officer and are You allowed to speed?
Darn cops put their sirens on when wanting to get
to the donut shop in a hurry
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Ha Ha !!
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Ha Ha !
A traffic police seargant stopped a car and said to the driver:
"Could I see you driving licence,Sir?"
"Here you are!" answered the driver and handed him a square little mirror.The seargant saw himself in it and said:
"I m sorry I didn t know you are a policeman too!"
"Could I see you driving licence,Sir?"
"Here you are!" answered the driver and handed him a square little mirror.The seargant saw himself in it and said:
"I m sorry I didn t know you are a policeman too!"
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jan45: A traffic police seargant stopped a car and said to the driver:
"Could I see you driving licence,Sir?"
"Here you are!" answered the driver and handed him a square little mirror.The seargant saw himself in it and said:
"I m sorry I didn t know you are a policeman too!"
"Could I see you driving licence,Sir?"
"Here you are!" answered the driver and handed him a square little mirror.The seargant saw himself in it and said:
"I m sorry I didn t know you are a policeman too!"
Funny! This would make for a great post.
Tell us your experiences when stopped by a cop, or ha gard.
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hollandgirl: Funny! This would make for a great post.
Tell us your experiences when stopped by a cop, or ha gard.
Tell us your experiences when stopped by a cop, or ha gard.
Thanks.Now some real:
One nice evening a friend of mine,his girlfriend and I were travelling by car when a cop stopped us.He said to my friend who was driving to brought to the patrolcar all kind of papers concerning the car and the driver.My friend asked his girl to did it.There were a few minutes necessary for the girl to convince the cops allow us go away.
Conclusion:When nothing couldn t help,the beautiful woman could!
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jan45: Thanks.Now some real:
One nice evening a friend of mine,his girlfriend and I were travelling by car when a cop stopped us.He said to my friend who was driving to brought to the patrolcar all kind of papers concerning the car and the driver.My friend asked his girl to did it.There were a few minutes necessary for the girl to convince the cops allow us go away.
Conclusion:When nothing couldn t help,the beautiful woman could!
One nice evening a friend of mine,his girlfriend and I were travelling by car when a cop stopped us.He said to my friend who was driving to brought to the patrolcar all kind of papers concerning the car and the driver.My friend asked his girl to did it.There were a few minutes necessary for the girl to convince the cops allow us go away.
Conclusion:When nothing couldn t help,the beautiful woman could!
So true beauty wins most of the time.
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"
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hollandgirl: So true beauty wins most of the time.
It s true.
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LovingMassage: I haven't been pulled over a lot, but when I am, I have always called the Officer "Occifer."
That immediately illicits the question, "Have you been drinking?"
to which I always reply, "No, I am sorry, I am not interested in you buying me a drink Occifer. I haven't had a drink in 18 years."
I have had 3 cops who cracked up, one who wasn't amused. The one who wasn't amused wrote me a ticket. The other 3 let me off scott free.One thing you never say is, "Can you hold my beer while I get my drivers license out?"
That immediately illicits the question, "Have you been drinking?"
to which I always reply, "No, I am sorry, I am not interested in you buying me a drink Occifer. I haven't had a drink in 18 years."
I have had 3 cops who cracked up, one who wasn't amused. The one who wasn't amused wrote me a ticket. The other 3 let me off scott free.One thing you never say is, "Can you hold my beer while I get my drivers license out?"
Oh guy you were cruizing for a bruizing there lol
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I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
Hey pal, I pay your salary!
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”