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Aug 28, 2008 5:13 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Hawiian Salute

funny email story/joke going around I have to share if you haven't seen it b/c I found it hilarious:

"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.


I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

teddybear
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Aug 28, 2008 5:16 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland40 Threads 1 Polls 3,914 Posts
i think i was behind you!!laugh cocking the trigger on my rosary grenaderolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 28, 2008 5:22 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
i think i was behind you!! cocking the trigger on my rosary grenade[/quote

Every time I read this joke I crack up.
I visualize this scene totally.
So that was you behind me eh?

Canadians are suppose to use "eh" a lot
instead of huh?
Well I am imported so.......?
teddybear
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Aug 28, 2008 5:22 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

rollersShe hadn't a clue, how sweet.
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Aug 28, 2008 5:24 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
tipaly81: She hadn't a clue, how sweet.


Would be another riot the day she does find out eh?
There is a book by this tittle;
"I am a Canadian eh?
teddybear
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Aug 28, 2008 5:30 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
My stepdad recieved a radio broadcast about a traffic accident not long ago. No one was hurt, but a man was on the phone and was leaving a message when it happen. He told his friend about these elder ladies driving along, going through the intersection when another car ran right into their tailend. He was at fault ofcourse.

Long story short, the ladies beat him up pretty good for something he said to them. They used a bible, an umbrella, and some mace.grin Just goes to show that no matter one's age, they can still open a can of whoop a$$. laugh
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Aug 28, 2008 5:50 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
tipaly81: My stepdad recieved a radio broadcast about a traffic accident not long ago. No one was hurt, but a man was on the phone and was leaving a message when it happen. He told his friend about these elder ladies driving along, going through the intersection when another car ran right into their tailend. He was at fault ofcourse.

Long story short, the ladies beat him up pretty good for something he said to them. They used a bible, an umbrella, and some mace. Just goes to show that no matter one's age, they can still open a can of whoop a$$.


Someone on here said the other day, jokingly, not to get me mad.
Only dogs get mad, lol I just get even!
teddybear
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Aug 28, 2008 6:06 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
sexydivabella
sexydivabellasexydivabellaDrogheda, Dublin Ireland59 Threads 5 Polls 9,987 Posts
hollandgirl: Hawiian Salute

funny email story/joke going around I have to share if you haven't seen it b/c I found it hilarious:

"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!





hollandgirl thank you so much
hug
that is the funniest thing I have read in ages - you remind me so much of my sister - if someone gets aggresvie with her driving she rolls down her window and shouts " you are fantastic. I love you. I want to marry you and have your babies" -
this puts us both in great form and hopefully will make that Hawiian gesture obsolete someday ....
You are a fantastic lady banana cheering applause
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Aug 28, 2008 6:21 PM CST The Hawaiien good luck sign. This is soooo funny.......................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
sexydivabella: hollandgirl thank you so much

that is the funniest thing I have read in ages - you remind me so much of my sister - if someone gets aggresvie with her driving she rolls down her window and shouts " you are fantastic. I love you. I want to marry you and have your babies" -
this puts us both in great form and hopefully will make that Hawiian gesture obsolete someday ....
You are a fantastic lady


Thank you and I will stick that in my pocket.
Your sister lol yeah it would knock the wind out
of anyone's sail.
You can never ever, fight love.
I will remember that one for sure, next time I need it.

teddybear
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