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Aug 28, 2008 9:17 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
BamaFan
BamaFanBamaFanbirmingham, Alabama USA27 Threads 116 Posts
Abraham Lincoln Rhyme

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his [email protected] in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."




Mary Mary Rhyme

Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pu$$y cause it was so damn hairy.




Row Your Boat Song

Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend.




Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.



I'm A Little p*nis Rhyme

I'm a little p*nis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all h*rny,
Then I spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!




Jack Rhyme

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little [email protected]!




Mother Hubbard Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the b*tch got a bone of her own!




Peter Peter Rhyme

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
[email protected] her a$$ and went to bed



Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly [email protected] got hard




Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The [email protected] was suckin my [email protected]
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the [email protected] off at the next block!



Little Boy Blue

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.




Little Bow Peep

Little bow peep [email protected] a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his a$$ so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

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Aug 28, 2008 9:19 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
wow
i dunno what might happen
but i am considering using this title for all my future threads

bet i will get some traffic then


thanks
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Aug 28, 2008 9:21 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
mindfful: wow
i dunno what might happen
but i am considering using this title for all my future threads

bet i will get some traffic thenthanks


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Aug 28, 2008 9:22 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
genius right?


hiii kkitty
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Aug 28, 2008 9:22 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
adamisk
adamiskadamiskraleigh, Mississippi USA39 Threads 4 Polls 1,810 Posts
lol i heard one years ago i think from george carline. jack and jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quater jill came down with 2.50
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Aug 28, 2008 9:24 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
BamaFan
BamaFanBamaFanbirmingham, Alabama USA27 Threads 116 Posts
adamisk: lol i heard one years ago i think from george carline. jack and jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quater jill came down with 2.50
peace
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Aug 28, 2008 9:37 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
coolieno1
coolieno1coolieno1point fortin, Point Fortin Trinidad and Tobago121 Threads 1 Polls 827 Posts
applause those are very funny but u won't get put out but if i told mines i would get banned 4 life
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Aug 28, 2008 10:44 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
Pretty good yay peace
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Aug 28, 2008 10:48 PM CST i may get banned,but too funny!!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
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