Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his [email protected] in hand. He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."
Mary Mary Rhyme
Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pu$$y cause it was so damn hairy.
Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
I'm A Little p*nis Rhyme
I'm a little p*nis, Long and hard, If you want to see it, Come in my yard, When I get all h*rny, Then I spurt, Push me in, And pull me out!
Jack Rhyme
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his little [email protected]!
Mother Hubbard Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the b*tch got a bone of her own!
Peter Peter Rhyme
Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head [email protected] her a$$ and went to bed
Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in her back yard when she took her panties off his wooly [email protected] got hard
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Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his [email protected] in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."
Mary Mary Rhyme
Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pu$$y cause it was so damn hairy.
Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend.
Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
I'm A Little p*nis Rhyme
I'm a little p*nis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all h*rny,
Then I spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!
Jack Rhyme
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little [email protected]!
Mother Hubbard Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the b*tch got a bone of her own!
Peter Peter Rhyme
Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
[email protected] her a$$ and went to bed
Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly [email protected] got hard
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
The [email protected] was suckin my [email protected]
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the [email protected] off at the next block!
Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue,
he needed the money.
Little Bow Peep
Little bow peep [email protected] a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his a$$ so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.