Pickle sex! ( Archived) (27)

Are pickles and other veggies and fruits male or female. Or are they transexuals and such. Pickles are long and hard does that make them male.....but they have seeds.....are they female and pregnant. But if the pickle is male and has seed....it falls to the ground and gets the ground pregnant and a plant grows. Then the plant has flowers that have male and female parts and the plant gets it self pregnant with little pickles. (AAAAHHHHHHH! PULLING HAIR OUT) Pickles are little sex maniacs!

I think I'll go do paperwork.....and go crazy quitely!

Well, we've had just about every other type of sex....we may as well have vegetable sex too....at least it's organic...

I just remembered pickles are dead! They have been killed and em-bombed with pickle stuff. It's them horey da*n cucumbers you have to worry about.

Seems you are getting yourself into a "pickle" over this

Watermelons are high. A man asked the other day....where to buy a f**kin watermelon cheap. Either there is something I don't know about watermelons or he has a kinky fetish. People is weird!

I think tomatoes are little sluts.....they will get in a salad, soup or dish with almost anything.....veggies,meats and spices......the little tramps!

Looks like over 30 people have nothing better to do than to read about pickle sex.

It's a little-known secret, but men of my age often go on dates armed with a good-sized cucumber....just in case mother nature fails us at a critical moment in the evening.....The trick is to conceal it correctly.....the usual modus operandi is to strap it to your thigh with low-grip scotch tape.....and wear loose fitting trousers.....the only problem is, bringing the said vegetable to bear in a smooth, fluid motion without ripping off too much leg hair....this is not easy for novices....they usually let out a howl of pain, which brings proceedings to an abrupt halt.....it is an aquired technique, but alas, necessary....also, make love with the lights off....your date may be horrified by the unexpected discovery of a large green rampant organic object in the bed....

Few days ago, somebody was providing in here a Purple Pickle that tickles.
And it was certified organic too

Oh oh!!!....here's another cucumber cutie I think...!!

If only I would have a cucumber...

Well, it's seems true.....everybody's going green these days....

Lago , please tell me that's hearsay!

ehm.....well, all I can say is...when I walk past my greengrocer, he yells out at the top of his voice..."Hey Lago, how was your date last night??!!"......

Phew, you're still datable material then .....

im with u sommer just sitting back watching and laughing...lol

is that a "special cigarette"