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Aug 29, 2008 6:00 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Are pickles and other veggies and fruits male or female. Or are they transexuals and such. Pickles are long and hard does that make them male.....but they have seeds.....are they female and pregnant. But if the pickle is male and has seed....it falls to the ground and gets the ground pregnant and a plant grows. Then the plant has flowers that have male and female parts and the plant gets it self pregnant with little pickles. (AAAAHHHHHHH! PULLING HAIR OUT) Pickles are little sex maniacs!frustrated

I think I'll go do paperwork.....and go crazy quitely! confused frustrated
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Aug 29, 2008 6:01 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Well, we've had just about every other type of sex....we may as well have vegetable sex too....at least it's organic...


doh laugh
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Aug 29, 2008 6:03 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
I just remembered pickles are dead! They have been killed and em-bombed with pickle stuff. It's them horey da*n cucumbers you have to worry about.grin
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Aug 29, 2008 6:03 AM CST Pickle sex!
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK40 Threads 1 Polls 2,432 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Are pickles and other veggies and fruits male or female. Or are they transexuals and such. Pickles are long and hard does that make them male.....but they have seeds.....are they female and pregnant. But if the pickle is male and has seed....it falls to the ground and gets the ground pregnant and a plant grows. Then the plant has flowers that have male and female parts and the plant gets it self pregnant with little pickles. (AAAAHHHHHHH! PULLING HAIR OUT) Pickles are little sex maniacs!

I think I'll go do paperwork.....and go crazy quitely!



Seems you are getting yourself into a "pickle" over this rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2008 6:06 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Watermelons are high. A man asked the other day....where to buy a f**kin watermelon cheap. Either there is something I don't know about watermelons or he has a kinky fetish.uh oh People is weird!
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Aug 29, 2008 6:10 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
I think tomatoes are little sluts.....they will get in a salad, soup or dish with almost anything.....veggies,meats and spices......the little tramps!mumbling
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Aug 29, 2008 6:13 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Looks like over 30 people have nothing better to do than to read about pickle sex.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2008 6:31 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
It's a little-known secret, but men of my age often go on dates armed with a good-sized cucumber....just in case mother nature fails us at a critical moment in the evening.....The trick is to conceal it correctly.....the usual modus operandi is to strap it to your thigh with low-grip scotch tape.....and wear loose fitting trousers.....the only problem is, bringing the said vegetable to bear in a smooth, fluid motion without ripping off too much leg hair....this is not easy for novices....they usually let out a howl of pain, which brings proceedings to an abrupt halt.....it is an aquired technique, but alas, necessary....also, make love with the lights off....your date may be horrified by the unexpected discovery of a large green rampant organic object in the bed....


professor
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Aug 29, 2008 7:07 AM CST Pickle sex!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada28 Threads 2,372 Posts
Few days ago, somebody was providing in here a Purple Pickle that tickles.
And it was certified organic too smitten
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Aug 29, 2008 7:10 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Oh oh!!!....here's another cucumber cutie I think...!!


laugh doh


Xtabentun: Few days ago, somebody was providing in here a Purple Pickle that tickles.
And it was certified organic too
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Aug 29, 2008 7:11 AM CST Pickle sex!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada28 Threads 2,372 Posts
Lagoona22: Oh oh!!!....here's another cucumber cutie I think...!!


daydream giggle If only I would have a cucumber...blushing roll eyes
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Aug 29, 2008 7:12 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Well, it's seems true.....everybody's going green these days....


laugh


Xtabentun: If only I would have a cucumber...
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Aug 29, 2008 7:13 AM CST Pickle sex!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada28 Threads 2,372 Posts
Lagoona22: It's a little-known secret, but men of my age often go on dates armed with a good-sized cucumber....just in case mother nature fails us at a critical moment in the evening.....The trick is to conceal it correctly.....the usual modus operandi is to strap it to your thigh with low-grip scotch tape.....and wear loose fitting trousers.....the only problem is, bringing the said vegetable to bear in a smooth, fluid motion without ripping off too much leg hair....this is not easy for novices....they usually let out a howl of pain, which brings proceedings to an abrupt halt.....it is an aquired technique, but alas, necessary....also, make love with the lights off....your date may be horrified by the unexpected discovery of a large green rampant organic object in the bed....



Lago sigh , please tell me that's hearsay!please
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Aug 29, 2008 7:16 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
ehm.....well, all I can say is...when I walk past my greengrocer, he yells out at the top of his voice..."Hey Lago, how was your date last night??!!"......




blushing blushing laugh


Xtabentun: Lago , please tell me that's hearsay!
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Aug 29, 2008 7:23 AM CST Pickle sex!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada28 Threads 2,372 Posts
Lagoona22: ehm.....well, all I can say is...when I walk past my greengrocer, he yells out at the top of his voice..."Hey Lago, how was your date last night??!!"......


Phew, you're still datable material then .....banana smitten wink
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Aug 29, 2008 7:40 AM CST Pickle sex!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Lagoona22: ehm.....well, all I can say is...when I walk past my greengrocer, he yells out at the top of his voice..."Hey Lago, how was your date last night??!!"......



So does your greengrocer give you a volumn discount Lago? laugh

My mailbox is still empty.....tongue guess that scamming stuff isn´t as easy as it looks...laugh lips
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Aug 29, 2008 7:42 AM CST Pickle sex!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
popcorn smoking
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Aug 29, 2008 7:46 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lee337
Lee337Lee337pennsauken, New Jersey USA3 Threads 177 Posts
im with u sommer just sitting back watching and laughing...lol
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Aug 29, 2008 7:46 AM CST Pickle sex!
Lee337
Lee337Lee337pennsauken, New Jersey USA3 Threads 177 Posts
is that a "special cigarette"
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Aug 29, 2008 7:50 AM CST Pickle sex!
RillyNiceGuy: Are pickles and other veggies and fruits male or female. Or are they transexuals and such. Pickles are long and hard does that make them male.....but they have seeds.....are they female and pregnant. But if the pickle is male and has seed....it falls to the ground and gets the ground pregnant and a plant grows. Then the plant has flowers that have male and female parts and the plant gets it self pregnant with little pickles. (AAAAHHHHHHH! PULLING HAIR OUT) Pickles are little sex maniacs!

I think I'll go do paperwork.....and go crazy quitely!
Have you ever tried to Un-pickle a Pickle?dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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