Would love to know the end of this story lol (7)
fantastic!!! 
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good one 
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I saw the commercial that the phone call was transcribed from and laughed out loud!
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
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The_Kansan: I saw the commercial that the phone call was transcribed from and laughed out loud!
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
.......uh oh...I'm running to the health club.... I'll be right back....
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The_Kansan: I saw the commercial that the phone call was transcribed from and laughed out loud!
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
The sad (but probably true!) ending is that some poor sap learned an awfully expensive lesson about leaving his cell phone in the locker room.
Sounds like she got some pretty good deals... and it wasn´t like she was being extravagant or anything... there is such a thing as the bare necessities in life you know.
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I am sooo able to visialize the scene when she got home.
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Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?"