Cheesiest pick up lines (17)
Ok, here we go for some laughs . . .
Cheesy: Do you come here often?
Cheesier: Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Cheesiest: Kraft Macarony and cheese (kidding
) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 
How about pathetic: I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
Cheesy: Do you come here often?
Cheesier: Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Cheesiest: Kraft Macarony and cheese (kidding
) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. How about pathetic: I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
kamelia: OK this is my first attempt to start a tread, so be gentle
I am sure we’ve all heard at least one or two pick up lines, which only made us get a bad first impression of the one using them. So let’s share some
“When I first looked at your eyes, I said to myself wow I think I am starting to fall in love with you”
“You are like a princess from another world, and it’s almost unbelievable, like a fairytale that I am sitting here with you”
So is there anyone to break the ice and share some of their dating experience?
I am sure we’ve all heard at least one or two pick up lines, which only made us get a bad first impression of the one using them. So let’s share some
“When I first looked at your eyes, I said to myself wow I think I am starting to fall in love with you”
“You are like a princess from another world, and it’s almost unbelievable, like a fairytale that I am sitting here with you”
So is there anyone to break the ice and share some of their dating experience?
Hello kamelia
'You have spanner eyes, everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten'
Hi Kamelia,
I don't know if this was a pick up line, but more like a sales and acquisition thing......One guy once offered to buy me from my parents for 50 goats.. Have a good day
I don't know if this was a pick up line, but more like a sales and acquisition thing......One guy once offered to buy me from my parents for 50 goats.. Have a good day
immanuelle: Hi Kamelia,
I don't know if this was a pick up line, but more like a sales and acquisition thing......One guy once offered to buy me from my parents for 50 goats.. Have a good day
I don't know if this was a pick up line, but more like a sales and acquisition thing......One guy once offered to buy me from my parents for 50 goats.. Have a good day
Clearly your parents did not want 50 goats?
Sommerauer71: Hi Marti
It is in the other thread.
10 camels, he should have demanded 100!
It is in the other thread.
10 camels, he should have demanded 100!
I read and posted on your thread sweetie..
So that's why he tried to keep me under his control cause as soon as i'd found the cage open i fly away...
MARTI: I read and posted on your thread sweetie..
So that's why he tried to keep me under his control cause as soon as i'd found the cage open i fly away...
So that's why he tried to keep me under his control cause as soon as i'd found the cage open i fly away...
Bless you, you are lovely.
And I hope you did.
get your coat you have pulled,some men still think its original
lisalee1960: get your coat you have pulled,some men still think its original
It is just awful, that one.
How is this planet? You have just arrived, you are an angel who has fallen out of the sky.
I have lost my 'phone number, can I have yours?
foreveryoung1: I have lost my 'phone number, can I have yours?
I have deliberately lost HER phone number!! Can I have yours? Might work better!!!
Sommerauer71: Hello kamelia
'You have spanner eyes, everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten'
'You have spanner eyes, everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten'
........... but of course!¬'Do you believe in love at first sight.... or do I have to walk past you a second time?' 
Sommerauer71: It is just awful, that one.
How is this planet? You have just arrived, you are an angel who has fallen out of the sky.
How is this planet? You have just arrived, you are an angel who has fallen out of the sky.
'Were you wafted here on the wings of Paradise?'
reply:
(Lorraine Chase in very strong cockney accent)
'Nah........ Luton airport!
(but gimme a drink you looks like a nice sugar daddy type; I'll take it and say 'How's your father?' then piss off and join me mates and we'll have a laff at you 'cos you is a pathetic dirty old man, innit?)
"It should be a crime for you to be wearing anything but short dresses" 
"Once you get to know me, you won't be able to get enough of me"
(me thinking: what you just said, made you number one on my list of unwanted )..
I hate obnoxious people, don't you?!
"Once you get to know me, you won't be able to get enough of me"
(me thinking: what you just said, made you number one on my list of unwanted )..I hate obnoxious people, don't you?!
A man said to his friend:
"What do you talk to the girls for dating?"
"Would you like to sleep with me?"
'Ooh I m sure you d beaten a lot!"
"Yes but I slept with a lot of women too"
"What do you talk to the girls for dating?"
"Would you like to sleep with me?"
'Ooh I m sure you d beaten a lot!"
"Yes but I slept with a lot of women too"
I just had the funniest one ever!!!!!!!!!!"You're such a hunk!"
I swear I don't do weight training or anything!!!
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I am sure we’ve all heard at least one or two pick up lines, which only made us get a bad first impression of the one using them. So let’s share some
“When I first looked at your eyes, I said to myself wow I think I am starting to fall in love with you”
“You are like a princess from another world, and it’s almost unbelievable, like a fairytale that I am sitting here with you”
So is there anyone to break the ice and share some of their dating experience?