In my next life Id like to come back as a bear (18)
Apart from the hairy legs that sounds very reasonable! 
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Fallingman: Apart from the hairy legs that sounds very reasonable!
Oo hellooo FM
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Claayer: Oo hellooo FM
Hello Claayer.....how is this morning's batch of pasties coming on? lol
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Morning you two
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vonney: Morning you two
hi Vonney, you are looking elegant today
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Fallingman: hi Vonney, you are looking elegant today
Thank you sweetheart is nice when someone notices when you put in the effort
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vonney: In this life I’m a woman
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could handle that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid,
I could deal with that.
When you’re a girl bear,
you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, gonna be a bear.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could handle that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid,
I could deal with that.
When you’re a girl bear,
you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, gonna be a bear.
You've watched me haven't you......
Very good, I think I may like that too.
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Morning vonney
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bodleing: Morning vonney
Morning hun
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vonney: In this life I’m a woman
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could handle that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid,
I could deal with that.
When you’re a girl bear,
you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, gonna be a bear.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could handle that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid,
I could deal with that.
When you’re a girl bear,
you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, gonna be a bear.
I'm with you g/f.....only I'm gonna live in a bear sanctuary so that guy^^^^^ can't shoot me!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I'm with you g/f.....only I'm gonna live in a bear sanctuary so that guy^^^^^ can't shoot me!!!!!
There are things that shoot and then there are things that shoot!!!
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wixomwizard: There are things that shoot and then there are things that shoot!!!
I think he was talking guns....
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ha ha! think i'll join you!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I think he was talking guns....
Can I shoot you with my gun???? Pleeeeeez, pretty Pleeeeeez????
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Fallingman: Apart from the hairy legs that sounds very reasonable!
hell, I could even live with the hairy legs....I'd just pretend she was an Italian woman!!
Oops....did I say that out loud????
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shipoker58: hell, I could even live with the hairy legs....I'd just pretend she was an Italian woman!!
Oops....did I say that out loud????
Oops....did I say that out loud????
lol yes hun you did and at certain times of the winter I get so pissed off shaving my legs I could be very Italian
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In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could handle that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid,
I could deal with that.
When you’re a girl bear,
you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.