Go git cha momma...............redneck joke................. ( Archived) (11)

Go git cha Momma.


A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were

strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an

elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like

that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a

button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the

numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up

again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his

son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma............."

Good one....

Love this one too.

GREAT

Nextt to blonde jokes I love redneck jokes.
Ah shucks I love All jokes

NASA launches a rocket to MARS with two monkeys and a blond on board.Houston to 1st monkey ,adjust oxygen to 40% and carry out post launch checks.Houston to second monkey :throttle back launch engines and adjust anti-gravitational shield.Houston to blond ;feed monkeys and dont repeat dont touch anything.

Brilliant! What mall was that again?

Lol you want to go and see what it does for you, okay I will go with you.
Fast and cheap.

Hitch up yer girdle GF...Let's go n see what happens!