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Sep 4, 2008 9:41 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
stooie1971
stooie1971stooie1971Las America's, Canary Islands Spain131 Threads 3 Polls 3,571 Posts
God has to be a Female.....


The Serengeti....... It has to be the most striking area in the world.... the animals..... only a woman could be this artistic


A Baby's Smile..... only a Woman could make something so beautiful and heartwarming


The Female Form..... only a woman, could create something so perfect and shapely and soft


The Man's nether regions.... only a woman could make it so horrible to look at


























GOD HAS TO BE A WOMAN....... SHE GAVE WOMEN AN OPINION tongue
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Sep 4, 2008 9:46 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
polishknight
polishknightpolishknightwarsaw, Mazovia Poland4 Threads 145 Posts
laugh laugh laugh laugh she is not god ! god is both sexes!
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Sep 4, 2008 9:52 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
Was there ever any doubt....wave wink dunno giggle
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Sep 4, 2008 9:53 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
Sorry but if God was a woman things down here would be in much better working order and shelving would be lowered. Beg to differ.
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Sep 4, 2008 9:59 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
stooie1971
stooie1971stooie1971Las America's, Canary Islands Spain131 Threads 3 Polls 3,571 Posts
Dawn7z: Sorry but if God was a woman things down here would be in much better working order and shelving would be lowered. Beg to differ.


I posted this under Joke's and Humour....

I'm night trying raise any pulse's here handshake
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Sep 4, 2008 10:03 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
stooie1971: I posted this under Joke's and Humour....

I'm night trying raise any pulse's here


and I am joking obviously.
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Sep 4, 2008 10:04 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
stooie1971
stooie1971stooie1971Las America's, Canary Islands Spain131 Threads 3 Polls 3,571 Posts
Dawn7z: and I am joking obviously.


Pheeeeeyooooo!!!!!
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Sep 5, 2008 3:33 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
onegoodguy1959
onegoodguy1959onegoodguy1959Bedford, Texas USA112 Posts
".....and shelving would be lowered."

But then you wouldn't have the opportunity to ask that strapping young man "Could you reach up there and get that for me?"

Of course, if it were lower I would have more opportunity to ask "Could you bend down and reach that for me sweetie?"

kiss
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Sep 5, 2008 3:39 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK109 Threads 2 Polls 6,740 Posts
And life's a b*tch and God created liferolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 5, 2008 3:41 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
laugh


Stop talking about me scold just because i can turn water to ice and loafs to toast



wave
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Sep 5, 2008 3:51 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
dillydally: Stop talking about me just because i can turn water to ice and loafs to toast


and I can turn meals into charcoal.. snooty



laugh
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Sep 5, 2008 3:52 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
stooie1971: God has to be a Female.....The Serengeti....... It has to be the most striking area in the world.... the animals..... only a woman could be this artisticA Baby's Smile..... only a Woman could make something so beautiful and heartwarmingThe Female Form..... only a woman, could create something so perfect and shapely and softThe Man's nether regions.... only a woman could make it so horrible to look at


hahaha rolling on the floor laughing

Personally.. I rather like it.. devil devil
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Sep 5, 2008 3:55 PM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
Claayer: and I can turn meals into charcoal..



Your so talented applause tongue can you burn salads too ?
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Sep 7, 2008 2:12 AM CST GOD IS A WOMAN
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
stooie1971: God has to be a Female.....The Serengeti....... It has to be the most striking area in the world.... the animals..... only a woman could be this artisticA Baby's Smile..... only a Woman could make something so beautiful and heartwarmingThe Female Form..... only a woman, could create something so perfect and shapely and softThe Man's nether regions.... only a woman could make it so horrible to look atGOD HAS TO BE A WOMAN....... SHE GAVE WOMEN AN OPINION


Yeah ,and ability to change her mind too.cheers
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