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AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION............... (7)

Sep 4, 2008 9:56 AM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
curvychick
curvychickcurvychickToronto, Ontario Canada22 Threads 1 Polls 369 Posts
A young italian boy decides that it is time for confession...so he goes to the local church and sits in the confession box. moments later, the priest slides open the window and waits....

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.


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Sep 4, 2008 10:31 AM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada33 Threads 24,897 Posts
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Sep 4, 2008 4:30 PM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
curvychick
curvychickcurvychickToronto, Ontario Canada22 Threads 1 Polls 369 Posts
IT;S BEEN A LONG TIME HUH? HOW ARE THINGS?
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Sep 4, 2008 8:11 PM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
gemery
gemerygemeryWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 676 Posts
I'll be in church Sunday. This sounds like it might really work! rolling on the floor laughing

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Sep 5, 2008 12:41 AM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada17 Threads 549 Posts
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Sep 5, 2008 11:29 PM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
Bravo........Joey pagano......Bravo!wine
Sep 6, 2008 2:30 PM CST AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Good one and smart kid........

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