Are you democrat, republican, or redneck (12)
Another idiot that brings a knife to a gun fight....
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That is trully funny. I think I would be the redneck! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Do politics matter in that situation? lol You tell the wifey and kidlets to get back. Using your glock and training you shoot the knife out of his hand. Then as you are also Special Forces you secure him and call the police. It doesn't matter that he is a terrorist just that he was coming at you so you defended yourself. Oh if he is wearing a turban you tie up his mouth because he is really starting to get on your nerves lol.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.
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Dawn7z: Do politics matter in that situation? lol You tell the wifey and kidlets to get back. Using your glock and training you shoot the knife out of his hand. Then as you are also Special Forces you secure him and call the police. It doesn't matter that he is a terrorist just that he was coming at you so you defended yourself. Oh if he is wearing a turban you tie up his mouth because he is really starting to get on your nerves lol.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.
thats a good one
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I could say that Republican shot him between the eyes to save ammo.....but that is not nearly as funny OP!!
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Redneck ------ This thread is Archived ------
Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Didn't know redneck was a political party.......
Didn't know redneck was a political party.......
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Interesting question - if I were a crack shot I'd just put one where it counts and save my ammo -
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gingerb: Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Didn't know redneck was a political party.......
Didn't know redneck was a political party.......
I didn't either.
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Don216: Interesting question - if I were a crack shot I'd just put one where it counts and save my ammo -
If I were on crack I would waste all my ammo and probably be dead.
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you are walking down the street with your wife and two small children, suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises knife and charges at you.
You are carrying a glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. you have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about the situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republicans answer
BANG!
Redneck's answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK......
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK
Daughter: 'nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester silver tips or hollow points?'
Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I soot the next One?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist!'