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Sep 4, 2008 11:03 AM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
Here is a little test that will help you decide


you are walking down the street with your wife and two small children, suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. you have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?


Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about the situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republicans answer



BANG!



Redneck's answer


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK......

(sounds of reloading)


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK

Daughter: 'nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester silver tips or hollow points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I soot the next One?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist!'
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Sep 4, 2008 11:05 AM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Another idiot that brings a knife to a gun fight....sigh dunno
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Sep 4, 2008 11:09 AM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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Sep 4, 2008 11:20 AM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
poblockis31
poblockis31poblockis31Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin USA3 Threads 79 Posts
laugh That is trully funny. I think I would be the redneck! laugh
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Sep 4, 2008 1:39 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Do politics matter in that situation? lol You tell the wifey and kidlets to get back. Using your glock and training you shoot the knife out of his hand. Then as you are also Special Forces you secure him and call the police. It doesn't matter that he is a terrorist just that he was coming at you so you defended yourself. Oh if he is wearing a turban you tie up his mouth because he is really starting to get on your nerves lol.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.
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Sep 4, 2008 2:18 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
Dawn7z: Do politics matter in that situation? lol You tell the wifey and kidlets to get back. Using your glock and training you shoot the knife out of his hand. Then as you are also Special Forces you secure him and call the police. It doesn't matter that he is a terrorist just that he was coming at you so you defended yourself. Oh if he is wearing a turban you tie up his mouth because he is really starting to get on your nerves lol.
That is how an Independent would answer the question.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thats a good one
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Sep 4, 2008 6:47 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
ttom500
ttom500ttom500St. Cloud, Florida USA39 Threads 7 Polls 16,471 Posts
I could say that Republican shot him between the eyes to save ammo.....but that is not nearly as funny OP!!
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Sep 4, 2008 6:50 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Redneck rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 4, 2008 6:54 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland10 Threads 1 Polls 6,330 Posts
Are you democrat, republican, or redneck



Didn't know redneck was a political party.......confused
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Sep 4, 2008 7:51 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Don216
Don216Don216Cocoa, Florida USA1 Threads 611 Posts
Interesting question - if I were a crack shot I'd just put one where it counts and save my ammo -

professor
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Sep 4, 2008 7:54 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
gingerb: Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Didn't know redneck was a political party.......




I didn't either.laugh
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Sep 4, 2008 8:04 PM CST Are you democrat, republican, or redneck
Don216: Interesting question - if I were a crack shot I'd just put one where it counts and save my ammo -


If I were on crack I would waste all my ammo and probably be dead.laugh
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