Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer ( Archived) (14)

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

People?....................what will you do with the truth?.............

good on ya grandma

Good advice for CS members too!

People cannot handle the truth...........

The saying,"Sometimes the truth hurts", is so real. We ask questions and tell people to give us the truth, but do we really want the truth?

I have come to learn that many, not all, but many, ask a question "EXPECT" a certain answer. I think it would have been best if they asked it, and answered it themselves too.

Hee hee hee.....

Out of the mouths of babes.... and ole folk??!!

Lol. 'Tis true though, those who don't want an honest answer learn to not ask questions from me.