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Sep 4, 2008 4:31 PM CST A true loving wife....
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could
further his stress.

Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.
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Sep 4, 2008 4:32 PM CST A true loving wife....
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
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Sep 4, 2008 4:33 PM CST A true loving wife....
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Sep 4, 2008 4:46 PM CST A true loving wife....
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA61 Threads 5 Polls 6,345 Posts
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Sep 4, 2008 4:50 PM CST A true loving wife....
rolling on the floor laughing Not one to mince words!!moping mumbling jaw drop
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Sep 4, 2008 4:51 PM CST A true loving wife....
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Sep 4, 2008 4:52 PM CST A true loving wife....
Conrad73: Not one to mince words!!


I often ask, "what does politically correct mean"?? rolling on the floor laughing

AS if I care....dunno
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Sep 4, 2008 4:55 PM CST A true loving wife....
HJFinAZ: I often ask, "what does politically correct mean"??

AS if I care....
That was actually in reference to the Wife.laugh Guess she wasn't PC either.rolling on the floor laughing
Good to see you back!wave
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