A cat dies and enters heaven, he is given an audience with God.
God proceeds to tell the cat that he checked over his life spent on earth and feels the cat should be rewarded and asks the cat if there is anything he would like to have while in heaven.
The cat responds "Well Lord, the whole time I was on earth those that fed and cared for me never allowed me to sit on the furniture or even lay on the bed.
In fact they never had carpeting so I was always forced to lay on the hard floors" " Say No More" responds God. Immediately the cat had a nice huge fluffy pillow to do as he wished with.
A few days pass and 6 mice entered heaven, and the same conversation as with the cat had they too had with God.
The mice said, " Oh Lord our whole time on earth we where forced to scurry about on little feet. It would be so nice if we could have roller skates here in heaven". "Say No More", God responds then immediately all the mice had roller skates
A couple days pass and God decides to look in on the pets/animals he allowed into heaven. He first came across the cat lounging comfortably on the huge pillow. "How goes it?" God asked of the cat.
"Just great Lord!" the cat responds, "I never imagined how comfortable a pillow could be, and those Meals on Wheels are awesome!"
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God proceeds to tell the cat that he checked over his life spent on earth and feels the cat should be rewarded and asks the cat if there is anything he would like to have while in heaven.
The cat responds "Well Lord, the whole time I was on earth those that fed and cared for me never allowed me to sit on the furniture or even lay on the bed.
In fact they never had carpeting so I was always forced to lay on the hard floors" " Say No More" responds God. Immediately the cat had a nice huge fluffy pillow to do as he wished with.
A few days pass and 6 mice entered heaven, and the same conversation as with the cat had they too had with God.
The mice said, " Oh Lord our whole time on earth we where forced to scurry about on little feet. It would be so nice if we could have roller skates here in heaven".
"Say No More", God responds then immediately all the mice had roller skates
A couple days pass and God decides to look in on the pets/animals he allowed into heaven.
He first came across the cat lounging comfortably on the huge pillow. "How goes it?" God asked of the cat.
"Just great Lord!" the cat responds, "I never imagined how comfortable a pillow could be, and those Meals on Wheels are awesome!"