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Sep 6, 2008 7:57 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dillydally: not enough Mastic .

What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?

Describe where you live and what your kids do .

Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?


Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair ) now get a nudie up and bloody smile


p.s. i like a good buttock



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I agree.. you need to write it as you would write on here Mastic.. just be yourself.

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Sep 6, 2008 8:05 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
dillydally: not enough Mastic .

What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?

Describe where you live and what your kids do .

Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?

Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair ) now get a nudie up and bloody smile


p.s. i like a good buttock
omgrolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 6, 2008 8:09 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
mychelle: Let me see if this works Mastic
I am mastic
53 years young
I am a single father who adores his children.
I am retired but am able bodied.
I would love to meet a young lady between the ages of 40-53 for a chat
and a nice cup of tea
If we get along well, and after many more successful dates, I will gradually introduce you to my family.
This is good , but I would have to make the age up to 57 or something and only would I introduce them to my family if I wanted to break uo,lol, kidding.That is real good.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:16 PM CST Profile contest
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
Who I Am:

Brief physical description here...
Interests and hobbies...
Family vocations (very important do not omit!)

Other than the obvious I am first and foremost a loving man, full of passion and compassion. I Love my children unconditionally, and would Love to find a woman with whom this Love could likewise be shared. I have a wonderful sense of humour and Love to laugh often and deeply. I am not afraid to hold a woman when she needs to be held and I am looking for one who can do the same for a man in need at times. Mature, and responsible, loyal and honest I can give and hope to receive. I have simple needs in life but most are filled just looking for that one last piece... someone to share all of me with. Seeking my muse to let my heart gain its full expression once again. If you are interested in the journey that ends with an old couple sitting on the swing on the front porch, smiling at all the things that life has offered, no regrets just smiles and memories to last a lifetime... drop me a note. I'd Love to hear from you!

What I Am Looking For:

Very broad description... no physical descriptors except perhaps a range of acceptable ages.

I am looking for a woman who has found herself. One who knows some form of hurt and has healed herself. A woman whose eyes are guided by her heart. Happy with herself and where life can take her. Willing to accept my children as they are. Children of her own are not an issue as I would Love them as my own just for being children. Love knows no bounds and if this is true for you then perhaps we have more in common than the mere fact that you have looked. Sometimes the heavens shine rays of light down upon us to lead us to what we seek. If you have an open heart and are willing to try... just a few lines will grant you a response.
Serious inquiries only please, I have long outgrown the randomness of high school romance and seek the depth of a woman's beauty not the skin-deep sensations of our youth.

Pretty hard to go on with what you are wiling to share mister Mastic man... but hey I tried and it is only a draft that you should temper with your own voice and insight.


dunno handshake
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Sep 6, 2008 8:18 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Who I Am:

Brief physical description here...
Interests and hobbies...
Family vocations (very important do not omit!)

Other than the obvious I am first and foremost a loving man, full of passion and compassion. I Love my children unconditionally, and would Love to find a woman with whom this Love could likewise be shared. I have a wonderful sense of humour and Love to laugh often and deeply. I am not afraid to hold a woman when she needs to be held and I am looking for one who can do the same for a man in need at times. Mature, and responsible, loyal and honest I can give and hope to receive. I have simple needs in life but most are filled just looking for that one last piece... someone to share all of me with. Seeking my muse to let my heart gain its full expression once again. If you are interested in the journey that ends with an old couple sitting on the swing on the front porch, smiling at all the things that life has offered, no regrets just smiles and memories to last a lifetime... drop me a note. I'd Love to hear from you!

What I Am Looking For:

Very broad description... no physical descriptors except perhaps a range of acceptable ages.

I am looking for a woman who has found herself. One who knows some form of hurt and has healed herself. A woman whose eyes are guided by her heart. Happy with herself and where life can take her. Willing to accept my children as they are. Children of her own are not an issue as I would Love them as my own just for being children. Love knows no bounds and if this is true for you then perhaps we have more in common than the mere fact that you have looked. Sometimes the heavens shine rays of light down upon us to lead us to what we seek. If you have an open heart and are willing to try... just a few lines will grant you a response.
Serious inquiries only please, I have long outgrown the randomness of high school romance and seek the depth of a woman's beauty not the skin-deep sensations of our youth.

Pretty hard to go on with what you are wiling to share mister Mastic man... but hey I tried and it is only a draft that you should temper with your own voice and insight.


giggle

I think there maybe a few more swearies in there.. giggle


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Sep 6, 2008 8:21 PM CST Profile contest
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA4 Threads 1,993 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Who I Am:

Brief physical description here...
Interests and hobbies...
Family vocations (very important do not omit!)

Other than the obvious I am first and foremost a loving man, full of passion and compassion. I Love my children unconditionally, and would Love to find a woman with whom this Love could likewise be shared. I have a wonderful sense of humour and Love to laugh often and deeply. I am not afraid to hold a woman when she needs to be held and I am looking for one who can do the same for a man in need at times. Mature, and responsible, loyal and honest I can give and hope to receive. I have simple needs in life but most are filled just looking for that one last piece... someone to share all of me with. Seeking my muse to let my heart gain its full expression once again. If you are interested in the journey that ends with an old couple sitting on the swing on the front porch, smiling at all the things that life has offered, no regrets just smiles and memories to last a lifetime... drop me a note. I'd Love to hear from you!

What I Am Looking For:

Very broad description... no physical descriptors except perhaps a range of acceptable ages.

I am looking for a woman who has found herself. One who knows some form of hurt and has healed herself. A woman whose eyes are guided by her heart. Happy with herself and where life can take her. Willing to accept my children as they are. Children of her own are not an issue as I would Love them as my own just for being children. Love knows no bounds and if this is true for you then perhaps we have more in common than the mere fact that you have looked. Sometimes the heavens shine rays of light down upon us to lead us to what we seek. If you have an open heart and are willing to try... just a few lines will grant you a response.
Serious inquiries only please, I have long outgrown the randomness of high school romance and seek the depth of a woman's beauty not the skin-deep sensations of our youth.

Pretty hard to go on with what you are wiling to share mister Mastic man... but hey I tried and it is only a draft that you should temper with your own voice and insight.


I don't use that many words in a month.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:23 PM CST Profile contest
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
Life is a beautiful song, I have the rhythm do you have the words?
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Sep 6, 2008 8:26 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Who I Am:

Brief physical description here...
Interests and hobbies...
Family vocations (very important do not omit!)

Other than the obvious I am first and foremost a loving man, full of passion and compassion. I Love my children unconditionally, and would Love to find a woman with whom this Love could likewise be shared. I have a wonderful sense of humour and Love to laugh often and deeply. I am not afraid to hold a woman when she needs to be held and I am looking for one who can do the same for a man in need at times. Mature, and responsible, loyal and honest I can give and hope to receive. I have simple needs in life but most are filled just looking for that one last piece... someone to share all of me with. Seeking my muse to let my heart gain its full expression once again. If you are interested in the journey that ends with an old couple sitting on the swing on the front porch, smiling at all the things that life has offered, no regrets just smiles and memories to last a lifetime... drop me a note. I'd Love to hear from you!

What I Am Looking For:

Very broad description... no physical descriptors except perhaps a range of acceptable ages.

I am looking for a woman who has found herself. One who knows some form of hurt and has healed herself. A woman whose eyes are guided by her heart. Happy with herself and where life can take her. Willing to accept my children as they are. Children of her own are not an issue as I would Love them as my own just for being children. Love knows no bounds and if this is true for you then perhaps we have more in common than the mere fact that you have looked. Sometimes the heavens shine rays of light down upon us to lead us to what we seek. If you have an open heart and are willing to try... just a few lines will grant you a response.
Serious inquiries only please, I have long outgrown the randomness of high school romance and seek the depth of a woman's beauty not the skin-deep sensations of our youth.

Pretty hard to go on with what you are wiling to share mister Mastic man... but hey I tried and it is only a draft that you should temper with your own voice and insight.
They are real good, thanks.handshake
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Sep 6, 2008 8:27 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dazzling_dave: I don't use that many words in a month.


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Sep 6, 2008 8:27 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
mastic55: I think the search is over, do you have duct tape...


hahaha!
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Sep 6, 2008 8:29 PM CST Profile contest
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
dazzling_dave: I don't use that many words in a month.


Damn that many words and more fell scattered about my desk while writing that... If I was dextrous enough to hold them all on my finger-tips it would have been epic like War and Peace... I thought I was giving the condensed version. Sort of the Cliff Note's thingy...

Hope my addendum was more appropriate...grin
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Sep 6, 2008 8:31 PM CST Profile contest
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA4 Threads 1,993 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Damn that many words and more fell scattered about my desk while writing that... If I was dextrous enough to hold them all on my finger-tips it would have been epic like War and Peace... I thought I was giving the condensed version. Sort of the Cliff Note's thingy...

Hope my addendum was more appropriate...


Welcome back, BTW.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:33 PM CST Profile contest
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
dazzling_dave: Welcome back, BTW.


handshake cheers
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Sep 6, 2008 8:36 PM CST Profile contest
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Who I Am:

Brief physical description here...
Interests and hobbies...
Family vocations (very important do not omit!)

Other than the obvious I am first and foremost a loving man, full of passion and compassion. I Love my children unconditionally, and would Love to find a woman with whom this Love could likewise be shared. I have a wonderful sense of humour and Love to laugh often and deeply. I am not afraid to hold a woman when she needs to be held and I am looking for one who can do the same for a man in need at times. Mature, and responsible, loyal and honest I can give and hope to receive. I have simple needs in life but most are filled just looking for that one last piece... someone to share all of me with. Seeking my muse to let my heart gain its full expression once again. If you are interested in the journey that ends with an old couple sitting on the swing on the front porch, smiling at all the things that life has offered, no regrets just smiles and memories to last a lifetime... drop me a note. I'd Love to hear from you!

What I Am Looking For:

Very broad description... no physical descriptors except perhaps a range of acceptable ages.

I am looking for a woman who has found herself. One who knows some form of hurt and has healed herself. A woman whose eyes are guided by her heart. Happy with herself and where life can take her. Willing to accept my children as they are. Children of her own are not an issue as I would Love them as my own just for being children. Love knows no bounds and if this is true for you then perhaps we have more in common than the mere fact that you have looked. Sometimes the heavens shine rays of light down upon us to lead us to what we seek. If you have an open heart and are willing to try... just a few lines will grant you a response.
Serious inquiries only please, I have long outgrown the randomness of high school romance and seek the depth of a woman's beauty not the skin-deep sensations of our youth.

Pretty hard to go on with what you are wiling to share mister Mastic man... but hey I tried and it is only a draft that you should temper with your own voice and insight.


I like that, I think it's great work.
Now:
-condense the information at min half the size
- use simpler words , the ones one would daily use in standard conversation
- sprinkle some humour in here, mastic is really funny, although he might have sweaty hands when he writes his profile



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Sep 6, 2008 8:41 PM CST Profile contest
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Damn that many words and more fell scattered about my desk while writing that... If I was dextrous enough to hold them all on my finger-tips it would have been epic like War and Peace... I thought I was giving the condensed version. Sort of the Cliff Note's thingy...

Hope my addendum was more appropriate...
thumbs up Something in between the two perhaps, but profiles shouldn't be too wordy and flowery, it just sounds fake IMO. If I read that first one, I'd skip out halfway through the second sentence. The only time I'll read a fairly long profile is if it keeps my interest by being witty and unique. Concise and informative is the key to keep in mind. All that blah blah blah blah honest ... loyal ... blah blah blah blah , just sounds like the boy scout motto.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:44 PM CST Profile contest
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
Xtabentun: I like that, I think it's great work.
Now:
-condense the information at min half the size
- use simpler words , the ones one would daily use in standard conversation
- sprinkle some humour in here, mastic is really funny, although he might have sweaty hands when he writes his profile


Sweet, sweet lady I have no idea of what you mean? Words are an elegance meant for clarity of expression. I am a hopeless romantic and merely seek to colour things to the degree in which they permeate my poetic soul. It would seem unfair to write poetry in shorthand or describe flowers in black and white.

Besides I get a right good old laugh when it ruffles your feathers... rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CST Profile contest
jrock70
jrock70jrock70kent, Ohio USA1 Threads 3 Posts
is the skin flute considered an instrument ?
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