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Sep 6, 2008 10:11 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!' Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pu**y willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

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Sep 6, 2008 10:13 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
JOHNNYMAMBO
JOHNNYMAMBOJOHNNYMAMBOsouthampton and BULGARIA, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 1 Polls 152 Posts
mylifewithu: Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!' Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pu**y willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'


I liked that one.
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Sep 6, 2008 10:22 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
So funny laugh laugh laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 10:23 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
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Sep 6, 2008 10:40 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

I miss golfing...
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Sep 6, 2008 10:47 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
mbcasey: I miss golfing...
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Sep 6, 2008 10:48 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
Hi Lela...great pic!!!wow hug
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Sep 6, 2008 10:54 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
mbcasey: Hi Lela...great pic!!!
Thankyou , I got tired of looking at the other blue onelaugh laugh If we ever have another sunny day I plan to make a better one, thats not blue, I am tired of looking alienlaugh laugh hug wave
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Sep 6, 2008 11:00 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
mylifewithu: Thankyou , I got tired of looking at the other blue one If we ever have another sunny day I plan to make a better one, thats not blue, I am tired of looking alien


not an alien...a pretty smurf...laugh tongue
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Sep 6, 2008 11:08 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
mbcasey: not an alien...a pretty smurf...
Aaah thankyou , I guess. Now I am trying to remember the female smurfs name , geeez thankyoulaugh laugh doh
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Sep 7, 2008 6:28 AM CST The Golf Mishap!!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
mylifewithu: Aaah thankyou , I guess. Now I am trying to remember the female smurfs name , geeez thankyou


Smurfette.

And while we're on the subject...

You guys know what "smoreplay" is?

























It's what Smurfs do before they smuck! grin
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Sep 7, 2008 12:22 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
The_Kansan: Smurfette.

And while we're on the subject...

You guys know what "smoreplay" is?

It's what Smurfs do before they smuck!

Thankyou Kansan , that was it , Smurfettethumbs up laugh

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Sep 7, 2008 12:24 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
mylifewithu: Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!' Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pu**y willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'



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Sep 7, 2008 12:24 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
Excellent.... thanks for that!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thumbs up

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Sep 7, 2008 12:26 PM CST The Golf Mishap!!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
Glad to help! laugh
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