where's God? Not religous (4)

There lived in a small town with population of many 800, 2 little boys who terrorized this poor town. They were 8 and 4 years old.

anytime that something went wrong in the town, everyone knew these 2 had something to do with it.

the boys mother heard of a priest, who spoke to little children and turned them into little angels, so she went up to the church to pay him a visit.

" father" she said. " can you please talk to my boys? I'm afraid they'll be in juvenile hall by the time they are 10 yrs old." you can sense the desperation in her voice.

" sure thing mamm." said the priest. " bring in the little one to my office first."

so the mother brings in the 4 year old, and the priest sits him on a chair in his office. closes the door, and proceeds to ask the boy a question.
" son, where is God?" the priest asks. The little boy says nothing, so thr priest asks again. " SON, where is God?"

still the boy stares at the priest in complete silence.
the priest asks a few more time then loses his cool, and yells at the boy." SON! I SAID, WHERE IS GOD?'

Now this little boy, is scared out of his wits, jumps up off his chair, busts out the door, runs all the way home, barrels through his front door, runs up the stairs, into his room, and hides in his closet.

10 minutes later his older brother runs into the same closet. so there they sit scared out of their wits, when the little boy says to his older brother.

" well? what happened?"

" I don't know." said the older brother BUT!











" God's missing and we're getting blamed for it"


sorry................ I like this one so much I laugh at it myself.............

brilliant!

wish you were writing in the eu forums,it would make a nice change and welcome addition