Drinking Myself Backazwards (43)
Does drinking backazwards
make you
undrunk?
make you
undrunk?
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Diamond123: Drinking Myself Backazwards
Tom Diamond
I'm no drunk. In fact I only keep a full quart of," Black Velvet Whiskey" and an unopened bottle of," Chateau STE Michelle,Riesling" in my frig.The first for medicinal medication procedures.Yessir. The second for all virgin ladies over the age of 18. I have a really great track record in that aspect, since I've had that great White Wine almost 6 mos. now. The bottle cost only about $9.00 so it's completely easy to store.
I'm positive one fine day some gal ina white virginic gown will gallop up on her pure white Mare and pop the cork. Unitl then I'll just keep drinking backazwards.
While I'm on this subject, I gotta few measly hints to pass along.
(1) When going out to party I always drink enuff party juice early to feel right. When I'm right,I quit. I then revert to Coca Cola so I can drive sober later.
(2) In my opinion,,the problem people are the ones who continuously drink until the bars close. It's not booze that kills, but rather irresponsible people. Think about it and while you are,,,,,,I'll be drinking myself backazwards.
Sincerely,
TD
Tom Diamond
I'm no drunk. In fact I only keep a full quart of," Black Velvet Whiskey" and an unopened bottle of," Chateau STE Michelle,Riesling" in my frig.The first for medicinal medication procedures.Yessir. The second for all virgin ladies over the age of 18. I have a really great track record in that aspect, since I've had that great White Wine almost 6 mos. now. The bottle cost only about $9.00 so it's completely easy to store.
I'm positive one fine day some gal ina white virginic gown will gallop up on her pure white Mare and pop the cork. Unitl then I'll just keep drinking backazwards.
While I'm on this subject, I gotta few measly hints to pass along.
(1) When going out to party I always drink enuff party juice early to feel right. When I'm right,I quit. I then revert to Coca Cola so I can drive sober later.
(2) In my opinion,,the problem people are the ones who continuously drink until the bars close. It's not booze that kills, but rather irresponsible people. Think about it and while you are,,,,,,I'll be drinking myself backazwards.
Sincerely,
TD
I haven't killed anyone coming home in a cab yet....
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SirenLydia: Does drinking backazwards
make you
undrunk?
make you
undrunk?
Course cause then been drinking regular coca Cola for hours,,
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I haven't killed anyone coming home in a cab yet....
That;s the way to fly if you've been drinking comstantly,,,,,,,,,
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Diamond123: That;s the way to fly if you've been drinking comstantly,,,,,,,,,
Well here 2 drinks in an hour and you can be impaired so it's always the safest way to go if you have anything to drink....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well here 2 drinks in an hour and you can be impaired so it's always the safest way to go if you have anything to drink....
If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholic
no mistakes that way
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SirenLydia: If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholicno mistakes that way
True...but if I go out...I like to indulge so I cab it....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: True...but if I go out...I like to indulge so I cab it....
Oh yes, indulging is good
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SirenLydia: If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholicno mistakes that way
Makes sense,,,,,,,,,,,
Most peole drink until the lights go out. I drink two or three doubles then a single. That's all within the first two hours of partytime. I will stay at leats 6 hours after my drinks. Drinking social cokes from then on. I never drink myself into drunkness. Just enuff to feel good.
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A $9.00 bottle of wine??
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
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arabella: A $9.00 bottle of wine??
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!
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Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!
Nah, it's a girly wine.....
Very light, fruity.
And it does have a cork
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Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!
Screw top
Damn I guess I'll have to toss out the box-O-wine 
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Dknew: Screw top Damn I guess I'll have to toss out the box-O-wine
Hey guy what to do
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arabella: Nah, it's a girly wine.....
Very light, fruity.
And it does have a cork
Very light, fruity.
And it does have a cork
Yuha cork ,but no opener,I could use a pry bar!
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Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!
Wal-mart treats me right !!!!!!!!!
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Diamond123: Yuha cork ,but no opener,I could use a pry bar!
Poor Baby....
Next time you go to Wal-Mart, put "cork screw on your list
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arabella: A $9.00 bottle of wine??
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.
Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.
Could that be the reason I have no horses in my driveway ? just wondering,,,,,,,,
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arabella: Poor Baby....
Next time you go to Wal-Mart, put "cork screw on your list
Next time you go to Wal-Mart, put "cork screw on your list
Wait a sec.! I'm a carpenter,I could hammer a nail into the cork and pop it out with my nail puller,,,,nO ?
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Tom Diamond
I'm no drunk. In fact I only keep a full quart of," Black Velvet Whiskey" and an unopened bottle of," Chateau STE Michelle,Riesling" in my frig.The first for medicinal medication procedures.Yessir. The second for all virgin ladies over the age of 18. I have a really great track record in that aspect, since I've had that great White Wine almost 6 mos. now.
I'm positive one fine day some gal ina white virginic gown will gallop up on her pure white Mare and pop the cork. Unitl then I'll just keep drinking backazwards.
While I'm on this subject, I gotta few measly hints to pass along.
(1) When going out to party I always drink enuff party juice early to feel right. When I'm right,I quit. I then revert to Coca Cola so I can drive sober later.
(2) In my opinion,,the problem people are the ones who continuously drink until the bars close. It's not booze that kills, but rather irresponsible people. Think about it and while you are,,,,,,I'll be drinking myself backazwards.
Sincerely,
TD