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Sep 9, 2008 5:24 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
Drinking Myself Backazwards

Tom Diamond

I'm no drunk. In fact I only keep a full quart of," Black Velvet Whiskey" and an unopened bottle of," Chateau STE Michelle,Riesling" in my frig.The first for medicinal medication procedures.Yessir. The second for all virgin ladies over the age of 18. I have a really great track record in that aspect, since I've had that great White Wine almost 6 mos. now.rolling on the floor laughing The bottle cost only about $9.00 so it's completely easy to store.grin
I'm positive one fine day some gal ina white virginic gown will gallop up on her pure white Mare and pop the cork. Unitl then I'll just keep drinking backazwards.
While I'm on this subject, I gotta few measly hints to pass along.
(1) When going out to party I always drink enuff party juice early to feel right. When I'm right,I quit. I then revert to Coca Cola so I can drive sober later.
(2) In my opinion,,the problem people are the ones who continuously drink until the bars close. It's not booze that kills, but rather irresponsible people. Think about it and while you are,,,,,,I'll be drinking myself backazwards.cheers yay peace

Sincerely,
TD
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Sep 9, 2008 5:27 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
SirenLydia
SirenLydiaSirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK52 Threads 2 Polls 5,255 Posts
Does drinking backazwards




make you




undrunk?





rolling on the floor laughing devil
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Sep 9, 2008 5:28 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
Diamond123: Drinking Myself Backazwards

Tom Diamond

I'm no drunk. In fact I only keep a full quart of," Black Velvet Whiskey" and an unopened bottle of," Chateau STE Michelle,Riesling" in my frig.The first for medicinal medication procedures.Yessir. The second for all virgin ladies over the age of 18. I have a really great track record in that aspect, since I've had that great White Wine almost 6 mos. now. The bottle cost only about $9.00 so it's completely easy to store.
I'm positive one fine day some gal ina white virginic gown will gallop up on her pure white Mare and pop the cork. Unitl then I'll just keep drinking backazwards.
While I'm on this subject, I gotta few measly hints to pass along.
(1) When going out to party I always drink enuff party juice early to feel right. When I'm right,I quit. I then revert to Coca Cola so I can drive sober later.
(2) In my opinion,,the problem people are the ones who continuously drink until the bars close. It's not booze that kills, but rather irresponsible people. Think about it and while you are,,,,,,I'll be drinking myself backazwards.
Sincerely,
TD



I haven't killed anyone coming home in a cab yet....professor beer cool
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Sep 9, 2008 5:40 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
SirenLydia: Does drinking backazwards

make you

undrunk?

Course cause then been drinking regular coca Cola for hours,,thumbs up
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Sep 9, 2008 5:41 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I haven't killed anyone coming home in a cab yet....

That;s the way to fly if you've been drinking comstantly,,,,,,,,,thumbs up
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Sep 9, 2008 5:46 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
Diamond123: That;s the way to fly if you've been drinking comstantly,,,,,,,,,



Well here 2 drinks in an hour and you can be impaired so it's always the safest way to go if you have anything to drink....thumbs up
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Sep 9, 2008 5:47 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
SirenLydia
SirenLydiaSirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK52 Threads 2 Polls 5,255 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Well here 2 drinks in an hour and you can be impaired so it's always the safest way to go if you have anything to drink....


If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholic


no mistakes that way




peace devil
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Sep 9, 2008 5:48 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
SirenLydia: If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholicno mistakes that way


True...but if I go out...I like to indulge so I cab it....wave wink grin beer
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Sep 9, 2008 5:49 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
SirenLydia
SirenLydiaSirenLydiaBury St Edmunds, Suffolk, England UK52 Threads 2 Polls 5,255 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: True...but if I go out...I like to indulge so I cab it....



Oh yes, indulging is good wave devil
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Sep 9, 2008 5:52 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
SirenLydia: If I'm driving I won't have anything alcoholicno mistakes that way

Makes sense,,,,,,,,,,,
Most peole drink until the lights go out. I drink two or three doubles then a single. That's all within the first two hours of partytime. I will stay at leats 6 hours after my drinks. Drinking social cokes from then on. I never drink myself into drunkness. Just enuff to feel good.thumbs up
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Sep 9, 2008 5:55 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA110 Threads 2 Polls 7,814 Posts
A $9.00 bottle of wine??

You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.

Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.

hug
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Sep 9, 2008 6:11 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Jackson
JacksonJacksonPowell, Tennessee USA37 Threads 815 Posts
arabella: A $9.00 bottle of wine??

You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.

Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.

PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!

professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 9, 2008 6:15 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA110 Threads 2 Polls 7,814 Posts
Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!


Nah, it's a girly wine.....

Very light, fruity.

And it does have a cork laugh

wine
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Sep 9, 2008 6:16 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!



Screw top confused Damn I guess I'll have to toss out the box-O-wine crying laugh
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Sep 9, 2008 6:19 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
Dknew: Screw top Damn I guess I'll have to toss out the box-O-wine

Hey guy what to dodunno the gals are gettin wise ?confused rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 9, 2008 6:20 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
arabella: Nah, it's a girly wine.....

Very light, fruity.

And it does have a cork



Yuha cork ,but no opener,I could use a pry bar!professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 9, 2008 6:22 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
Jackson: PRECISELY what I was wondering: $9/bottle!! Bet it's a screw-top! If you're gonna have wine, at least have cork for Christ's sake!

Wal-mart treats me right !!!!!!!!!grin
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Sep 9, 2008 6:25 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA110 Threads 2 Polls 7,814 Posts
Diamond123: Yuha cork ,but no opener,I could use a pry bar!


Poor Baby....

Next time you go to Wal-Mart, put "cork screw on your list laugh

hug
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Sep 9, 2008 6:27 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
arabella: A $9.00 bottle of wine??

You better hope she's a virgin and not a year beyond eighteen.

Actually the name is impressive even though the wine isn't.



Could that be the reason I have no horses in my driveway ? just wondering,,,,,,,,confused doh wine
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Sep 9, 2008 6:29 PM CST Drinking Myself Backazwards
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
arabella: Poor Baby....

Next time you go to Wal-Mart, put "cork screw on your list

Wait a sec.! I'm a carpenter,I could hammer a nail into the cork and pop it out with my nail puller,,,,nO ?peace peace confused wow
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