She chuckled and thought to herself.... (7)
eyesthatknowwhy: This is the fairy tale that should have been read to the boys when they were little :
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of the unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, i was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housedeepping in your castle with my mother
***************
where you can prepare my meals
***************
clean my clothes, bear my children
***************
And feel forever grateful and happy doing so....
That Night,
As the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
She chuckled and thought to herself...
I don't f#ckin' think so.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of the unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, i was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housedeepping in your castle with my mother
***************
where you can prepare my meals
***************
clean my clothes, bear my children
***************
And feel forever grateful and happy doing so....
That Night,
As the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
She chuckled and thought to herself...
I don't f#ckin' think so.
Hmmm ...I think this offends me.........I'm Tellin......
LOL, cute one, glad I'm not that frog, I seriously doubt my legs (or any other part of me 
) would taste good sauteed
) would taste good sauteed
lucifer666: Hmmm ...I think this offends me.........I'm Tellin......
Awwww - you started it!!!! Tattle tail
(but it is really funny)
Brew01: LOL, cute one, glad I'm not that frog, I seriously doubt my legs (or any other part of me ) would taste good sauteed
Oh Brew, I am sure we could find something on your ole body that would be worthy of the sautee pan, with a little tenderizing and marinating and ....
it's ok
One day, this older fellow came across this talking frog. The frog said to him, " if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful young lady, who give and do anything you want and need." The older fellow looks at the frog and than puts it in his pocket. a little while later the frog yells out "didn't you hear me?" the older fellow takes the frog out, looks at it, than puts it back in his pocket. The frog yells out again "I told you kiss me and I will give all your needs." The older fellow takes the frog out of hispocket again and says "Yes I heard you, but at my age, you are much more interesting as a talking frog."
eyesthatknowwhy: This is the fairy tale that should have been read to the boys when they were little :
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of the unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, i was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housedeepping in your castle with my mother
***************
where you can prepare my meals
***************
clean my clothes, bear my children
***************
And feel forever grateful and happy doing so....
That Night,
As the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
She chuckled and thought to herself...
I don't f#ckin' think so.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of the unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, i was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housedeepping in your castle with my mother
***************
where you can prepare my meals
***************
clean my clothes, bear my children
***************
And feel forever grateful and happy doing so....
That Night,
As the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
She chuckled and thought to herself...
I don't f#ckin' think so.
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Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of the unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, i was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housedeepping in your castle with my mother
***************
where you can prepare my meals
***************
clean my clothes, bear my children
***************
And feel forever grateful and happy doing so....
That Night,
As the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce
She chuckled and thought to herself...
I don't f#ckin' think so.