funny one liners (42)
Its as cold as the balls off a brass monkey 
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I'm still
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ok what about this one...........a mickey the size of a double can of right gaurd,................
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don't let the door hit ya on the way out ...
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very good,she has a face on her like a bull dog thats just licked piss off a nettle------ This thread is Archived ------
say what
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ha ha ha so hoe you doin 2 nite its quiet in here normally more people around------ This thread is Archived ------
how not hoe
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I doing fine I thought more would have a laugh oh well carry on
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ok, if i had a garden full of willies i still wouldnt let her look over my back wall 
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This is great! Very funny!
I'm afraid I can't really contribute - just enjoy what you're posting!
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed .......
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bats in the belfey
missing a few dots from his dice
his elevator does not go all the way to the top
dumb as a bag of hammers
the lights on but no one is home
Be Well John
missing a few dots from his dice
his elevator does not go all the way to the top
dumb as a bag of hammers
the lights on but no one is home
Be Well John
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Oh - I know one:
the canoe is missing a few indians
the canoe is missing a few indians
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Are You Going Too Be A Snob and not talk too me! While shes reading the LA Times.
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your as welcome as a fart in a space suit
as funny as a burning orphanage
i'm as sick as a plane to lourdes
she had a face on her that would drive rats from a bar
jaysus she could breastfeed a creche
a sniper wouldn't take her out
jaysus you wouldnt ride her into battle
shes so boring she wouldnt get a kick in a stampeed.......
post some of the one liners you know