Important words from "Maxine".. (7)
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HJFinAZ: If my Body Were a Car!
Sad but funny all at the same time - don't laugh too hard!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
Well CRAP!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!
Sad but funny all at the same time - don't laugh too hard!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
Well CRAP!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!
Damnit Patrick! You read my diary!
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Sad but funny all at the same time - don't laugh too hard!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
Well CRAP!
Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!