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Sep 13, 2008 9:01 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Send this to all that will appreciate it!

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen


teddybear
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Sep 13, 2008 9:05 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
EZGOING1
EZGOING1EZGOING1Bowling Green, Kentucky USA4 Threads 117 Posts
Thank you I now feel inlighten. Was very good.
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Sep 13, 2008 9:46 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
And don't forget about the brand new Doggie Bra! (It makes Pointers out of Setters!) tongue laugh
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Sep 13, 2008 9:54 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
EZGOING1: Thank you I now feel inlighten. Was very good.


Going shopping now that you know what to buy.
I am glad to have been able to enlighten you.

teddybear
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Sep 13, 2008 9:56 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
The_Kansan: And don't forget about the brand new Doggie Bra! (It makes Pointers out of Setters!)


Thank you that is funny shucks to late to have added it the above list.
Oh wel.............

teddybear
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Sep 13, 2008 10:03 AM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland173 Threads 5,493 Posts
hollandgirl: What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Send this to all that will appreciate it!

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen





now that i liked
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Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM CST What religion is Your Bra?..........................funny.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
tessie07: now that i liked


Did you mean none that you liked?
Well they can be specially made for you.


teddybear
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