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Sep 13, 2008 11:46 PM CST Up or down
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife "Up or down".
His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat.
The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife "Up or down". But this time she merely answers "Down".
Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before.
She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "f**k or drown".
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Sep 13, 2008 11:51 PM CST Up or down
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Sep 13, 2008 11:52 PM CST Up or down
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
desmond: An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife "Up or down".
His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat.
The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife "Up or down". But this time she merely answers "Down".
Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before.
She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "f**k or drown".
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good one Desthumbs up
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Sep 14, 2008 4:13 PM CST Up or down
EZGOING1
EZGOING1EZGOING1Bowling Green, Kentucky USA4 Threads 117 Posts
NOW THAT IS FUNNY
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