Not a monday, No not anymore. Not hump day, Not quite yet. The weekend Gone and not Yet to forget, The new one not Quite yet in sight That's what we have On Tuesay night.
The moon is full And Tuesday's rule Is not to make left turns. So we swap a car For a cap, shout a taxi, And spark a slap, His face all waxy, Nay, not you, crap, That other, scruffy hack Slipping out behind the pack Aye, take me down town, And there's two sawbucks For your entertainment's turn, Should you have extra time to burn.
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No not anymore.
Not hump day,
Not quite yet.
The weekend
Gone and not
Yet to forget,
The new one not
Quite yet in sight
That's what we have
On Tuesay night.
The moon is full
And Tuesday's rule
Is not to make left turns.
So we swap a car
For a cap, shout a taxi,
And spark a slap,
His face all waxy,
Nay, not you, crap,
That other, scruffy hack
Slipping out behind the pack
Aye, take me down town,
And there's two sawbucks
For your entertainment's turn,
Should you have extra time to burn.