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Sep 17, 2008 12:56 PM CST bar contest
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there
must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the
bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'

'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What
are the three tests?'

'You must pay first....... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the
$10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says, 'Here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or
less, and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex....
You have to take care of that problem!'

The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then
do all those other things...'

'Your call,' says the bartender..... 'But, your money stays where it
is.'

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally
says,'Where's the damn tequila?'

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he did
it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull
chained to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling ,
biting, and screaming sounds... then nothing but silence!

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says, 'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'
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Sep 17, 2008 1:02 PM CST bar contest
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druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
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Sep 17, 2008 1:06 PM CST bar contest
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
wave you sick, twisted person!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 1:06 PM CST bar contest
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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Sep 17, 2008 1:23 PM CST bar contest
Hannasthe1
Hannasthe1Hannasthe1Wesley Chapel, Florida USA6 Threads 1 Polls 173 Posts
Sick - twisted - good people!!!!!!!


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