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Sep 17, 2008 2:16 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly)


laugh laugh
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Sep 17, 2008 2:18 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
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Good one....wave
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Sep 17, 2008 2:20 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Oh oh oh oh-......!!!...there is something so fundamentally RIGHT about this in-depth analysis....spot on....!!!...this is how the world of male-females psychology works....simply shows how easy men are in comparison to women.....why are women so bloody complicated????...

Brilliant!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 2:22 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Good one....
wave hug Yeplaugh
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Sep 17, 2008 2:22 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Lagoona22: Oh oh oh oh-......!!!...there is something so fundamentally RIGHT about this in-depth analysis....spot on....!!!...this is how the world of male-females psychology works....simply shows how easy men are in comparison to women.....why are women so bloody complicated????...

Brilliant!!!!
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing I figured everyone would like this one.laugh wine
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Sep 17, 2008 2:23 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
Lagoona22: Oh oh oh oh-......!!!...there is something so fundamentally RIGHT about this in-depth analysis....spot on....!!!...this is how the world of male-females psychology works....simply shows how easy men are in comparison to women.....why are women so bloody complicated????...

Brilliant!!!!


......and men are soooooooo simple grin
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Sep 17, 2008 2:25 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Ok ok ok...men are stoopid....are you happy now???


doh doh


Lillym: ......and men are soooooooo simple
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Sep 17, 2008 2:26 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA4 Threads 1,810 Posts
Lagoona22: Ok ok ok...men are stoopid....are you happy now???


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing How ya doing, bud!! wave
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Sep 17, 2008 2:27 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Hey dude!!...I need some support here....

...laugh


woody636: How ya doing, bud!!
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Sep 17, 2008 2:30 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
nice one mylife!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

btw lilly, men might be simple, but its better than being tooooo complicated!! tongue
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Sep 17, 2008 2:32 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
I'm so ugly that I had a hooker tell me number 5.rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Sep 17, 2008 2:33 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
p_seg: nice one mylife!!

btw lilly, men might be simple, but its better than being tooooo complicated!!
Well not all of us women are like that, grown up Tom boy females aren'tapplause laugh tongue
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Sep 17, 2008 2:34 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
mylifewithu: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. and the way to fool them and get around these rejections is say"I got to go to the Lottery office Monday"
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly)
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Sep 17, 2008 2:35 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
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Fab!!! thumbs up
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Sep 17, 2008 2:35 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
p_seg: nice one mylife!!

btw lilly, men might be simple, but its better than being tooooo complicated!!


Naah.... we're not tooooo complicated!! Just complicated laugh tongue

BTW my life!!! Funny stuff...thumbs up
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Sep 17, 2008 2:37 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
mylifewithu: Well not all of us women are like that, grown up Tom boy females aren't

thinks so? confused

tom boys are worse than the normal ones as they're undecided which side they should lean to!! tongue wink
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Sep 17, 2008 2:37 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Lillym: Naah.... we're not tooooo complicated!! Just complicated

BTW my life!!! Funny stuff...
Thankslaugh cheers applause
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Sep 17, 2008 2:37 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
p_seg: thinks so?

tom boys are worse than the normal ones as they're undecided which side they should lean to!!
We aren't talking about the Butch kindscold rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 2:39 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
p_seg: thinks so?

tom boys are worse than the normal ones as they're undecided which side they should lean to!!


Now than..professor wouldn't those go under simple aaaaaand complicated !!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 2:40 PM CST Have You Ever Used Any Of These???
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA4 Threads 1,810 Posts
Lagoona22: Hey dude!!...I need some support here....

...


Sorry Lagoona! Put to high a price on my cajones to attempt that!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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