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Sep 17, 2008 4:08 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."

laugh laugh
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Sep 17, 2008 4:10 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
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hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!........Is Marie maltese or american??..
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Sep 17, 2008 4:12 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
p_seg: Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."


Well he did get it ......in the end..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 4:13 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
Moral of the story??....never leave Marie at home......




..... without condoms...



rolling on the floor laughing doh


Lillym: Well he did get it ......in the end..
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Sep 17, 2008 4:16 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Lagoona22: hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!........Is Marie maltese or american??..

Marie could be any nationality! wink

Lillym: Well he did get it ......in the end..

well, he took his time to notice, didn't he? laugh
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Sep 17, 2008 4:31 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
p_seg: Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I would think he'd have done that after the first time!
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Sep 17, 2008 4:31 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland40 Threads 1 Polls 3,914 Posts
ha ha- didn't see that comingrolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 4:50 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
welshlady
welshladywelshladycardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK6 Threads 1 Polls 260 Posts
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Sep 17, 2008 4:51 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
p_seg: Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 17, 2008 4:53 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Pretty funnylaugh
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Sep 17, 2008 4:55 PM CST Vacation changes . . .
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
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