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To be 6 Again ( Archived) (4)

Sep 18, 2008 6:01 PM CST To be 6 Again
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , "I meant my dress size, you dumb a**!"
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Sep 18, 2008 6:04 PM CST To be 6 Again
spicey1spicey1St. Louis, Missouri USA16 Threads 974 Posts
Ouch!rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2008 6:05 PM CST To be 6 Again
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2008 6:07 PM CST To be 6 Again
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

However, I would have smiled and said, "Wonderful! Thank you for the great day!" Never would I have told him that he took it wrong. scold
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