Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink: (33)
I am...........................
I mean.............
I am..............................
up for a quickie.............
I mean.............
I am..............................
up for a quickie.............
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Ahhh.... got my hopes up there for a mo!! 
Thought my luck was in..... and, quite frankly, I wouldn't care what bloody day it was!!
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That's why I won't say the last one again!
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A morner is the same as a nooner, only sooner.
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JimNastics: I know how hard you worked all week.
You're probably somewhat stressed and perhaps tense.
Thus, you are probably too exhausted for a complete involvement of your time and energy.
I understand totally.
Therefore, I am offering you something cheap and yet satisfying to help relax you.
You know you want it , so here is your Friday quickie;
The shortest complete sentence
known to mankind = I am.
The longest sentence
known to mankind - I do*.
(*when said at weddings)
You're probably somewhat stressed and perhaps tense.
Thus, you are probably too exhausted for a complete involvement of your time and energy.
I understand totally.
Therefore, I am offering you something cheap and yet satisfying to help relax you.
You know you want it , so here is your Friday quickie;
The shortest complete sentence
known to mankind = I am.
The longest sentence
known to mankind - I do*.
(*when said at weddings)
No thanks, guy. I think I'll pass. But it was sweet of you to offer
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Already have someone to do the job. 
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Just making sure that everyone notices that this is under
"Jokes & Humor"
So feel free joke away and be humorous !
However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor
Note - had there been any actual sex
o*gasm are not refundable.
"Jokes & Humor"
So feel free joke away and be humorous !
However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor
Note - had there been any actual sex
o*gasm are not refundable.
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JimNastics: Just making sure that everyone notices that this is under
"Jokes & Humor "
So feel free joke away and be humorous !
However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor
Note - had there been any actual sex
o*gasm are not refundable.
"Jokes & Humor "
So feel free joke away and be humorous !
However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor
Note - had there been any actual sex
o*gasm are not refundable.
Your pic reminds me of Moses parting the sea.
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You remember seeing that ? You must be much older than you look. lol
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JimNastics: You remember seeing that ? You must be much older than you look. lol
I'm 26. Tell me i look 19!
We had/have movies in africa too.
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Hi, Ken. 
Please behave here.
Please behave here.
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I didn't know Finland was part of Africa. lol
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JimNastics: I didn't know Finland was part of Africa. lol
Sorry, i assumed you could tell i'm african. My mistake, really.
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lusciousmile: Hi, Ken.
Please behave here.
Please behave here.
Luscious!!
I am very well mannered....
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lusciousmile: Sorry, i assumed you could tell i'm african. My mistake, really.
I just thought you had a nice tan.
Seriously, you could have been raised in Finland for all we knew.
It DOES say Finland.
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JimNastics: I just thought you had a nice tan.
Seriously, you could have been raised in Finland for all we knew.
It DOES say Finland.
Seriously, you could have been raised in Finland for all we knew.
It DOES say Finland.
You're new, most people here, know i wasn't raised in Finland. Again, sorry i assumed.
Next, this is getting redundant!
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Redundant ? Redundant ?
I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !
I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !
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JimNastics: Redundant ? Redundant ?
I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !
I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !
Points...well, mine was, i watched all those Moses/Jesus movies back at home, when i was little.
Your point?
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You're probably somewhat stressed and perhaps tense.
Thus, you are probably too exhausted for a complete involvement of your time and energy.
I understand totally.
Therefore, I am offering you something cheap and yet satisfying to help relax you.
You know you want it
The shortest complete sentence
known to mankind = I am.
The longest sentence
known to mankind - I do*.
(*when said at weddings)