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Sep 19, 2008 10:13 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
I know how hard you worked all week.

You're probably somewhat stressed and perhaps tense.

Thus, you are probably too exhausted for a complete involvement of your time and energy.

I understand totally.
Therefore, I am offering you something cheap and yet satisfying to help relax you.

You know you want it wink , so here is your Friday quickie;



The shortest complete sentence

known to mankind = I am.



The longest sentence

known to mankind - I do*.

(*when said at weddings) crying

grin
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Sep 19, 2008 10:14 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland152 Threads 1 Polls 13,318 Posts
I am...........................



I mean.............



I am..............................

up for a quickie.............laugh
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Sep 19, 2008 10:17 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
Ahhh.... got my hopes up there for a mo!! sigh scold Thought my luck was in..... and, quite frankly, I wouldn't care what bloody day it was!!
batting

grin

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 19, 2008 10:19 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

That's why I won't say the last one again!

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 19, 2008 10:30 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA100 Threads 8 Polls 7,200 Posts
A morner is the same as a nooner, only sooner.
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Sep 19, 2008 10:30 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
JimNastics: I know how hard you worked all week.

You're probably somewhat stressed and perhaps tense.

Thus, you are probably too exhausted for a complete involvement of your time and energy.

I understand totally.
Therefore, I am offering you something cheap and yet satisfying to help relax you.

You know you want it , so here is your Friday quickie;



The shortest complete sentence

known to mankind = I am.



The longest sentence

known to mankind - I do*.

(*when said at weddings)





No thanks, guy. I think I'll pass. But it was sweet of you to offerlips
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Sep 19, 2008 10:33 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Already have someone to do the job. innocent
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Sep 19, 2008 11:44 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
Just making sure that everyone notices that this is under
"Jokes & Humor"

So feel free joke away and be humorous ! cheering

However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor grin

Note - had there been any actual sex banana
o*gasm are not refundable. professor
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Sep 19, 2008 11:49 AM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
JimNastics: Just making sure that everyone notices that this is under
"Jokes & Humor "

So feel free joke away and be humorous !

However, JUST to make it perfectly clear.
I did NOT have sex with that commentor

Note - had there been any actual sex
o*gasm are not refundable.


Your pic reminds me of Moses parting the sea.


angel
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Sep 19, 2008 12:27 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
You remember seeing that ? You must be much older than you look. lol
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Sep 19, 2008 12:28 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
JimNastics: You remember seeing that ? You must be much older than you look. lol


I'm 26. Tell me i look 19! please tongue

We had/have movies in africa too. laugh


wave
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Sep 19, 2008 12:28 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 19, 2008 12:29 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Hi, Ken. wave kiss

Please behave here. roll eyes
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Sep 19, 2008 12:54 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
I didn't know Finland was part of Africa. lol
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Sep 19, 2008 12:55 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
JimNastics: I didn't know Finland was part of Africa. lol


Sorry, i assumed you could tell i'm african. My mistake, really. laugh
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Sep 19, 2008 12:56 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
lusciousmile: Hi, Ken.

Please behave here.


Luscious!!blushing hug

wave

I am very well mannered....

uh oh
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Sep 19, 2008 1:45 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile: Sorry, i assumed you could tell i'm african. My mistake, really.


I just thought you had a nice tan. rolling on the floor laughing
Seriously, you could have been raised in Finland for all we knew.
It DOES say Finland.
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Sep 19, 2008 1:49 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
JimNastics: I just thought you had a nice tan.
Seriously, you could have been raised in Finland for all we knew.
It DOES say Finland.


You're new, most people here, know i wasn't raised in Finland. Again, sorry i assumed.


Next, this is getting redundant! drinking
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Sep 19, 2008 2:17 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
Redundant ? Redundant ?

I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !
laugh
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Sep 19, 2008 2:23 PM CST Are you interested in a Friday Quickie ? :wink:
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
JimNastics: Redundant ? Redundant ?

I would never ever repeat myself.
I would never ever repeat myself, even to make a point !



Points...well, mine was, i watched all those Moses/Jesus movies back at home, when i was little.


Your point? grin
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