a georgia farmer..... ( Archived) (2)

>A GEORGIA farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
>
>He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer
>negligee answered the door.
>
>He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to
>buy some peaches?"
>
>She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm
>as this?"
>
>He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his
>eye.
>
>Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice
>and pink like this?"
>
>The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
>
>Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as
>fuzzy as this?"
>
>He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
>
>The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
>
>Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy
>beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my
>peaches."