Politics in the Spirit World (6)
Galactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 PostsSt. Peter was talking to the Archange Uriel one day, after an eternity at the pearly gates, talking about how boring it was, how nobody'd tried to crash the gates lately, or anything. Ever since
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St. Peter was talking to the Archange Uriel one day, after an eternity at the pearly gates, talking about how boring it was, how nobody'd tried to crash the gates lately, or anything. Ever since the debacle with Reagan, no politician had tried to lie his way in.
"Can't remember, my donkey!" Uriel laughed.
As they were talking, Obama came strolling up.
"Hey guys, I was just assassinated. Can I come in?"
"Well, what do you think Uriel?" St. Peter, "He's listed as a sinner in the books here, but that he's also a good Christian?"
"Ah shucks, let him in. He's a martyr if he was assassinated."
"Yeah. That's what Allah said too, but they don't like flip-floppers over there, so here I am."
***Sorry people, cut and paste went haywire on me. And don't shoot the messenger. I didn't write this.***
"Can't remember, my donkey!" Uriel laughed.
As they were talking, Obama came strolling up.
"Hey guys, I was just assassinated. Can I come in?"
"Well, what do you think Uriel?" St. Peter, "He's listed as a sinner in the books here, but that he's also a good Christian?"
"Ah shucks, let him in. He's a martyr if he was assassinated."
"Yeah. That's what Allah said too, but they don't like flip-floppers over there, so here I am."
***Sorry people, cut and paste went haywire on me. And don't shoot the messenger. I didn't write this.***
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Galactic_bodhi: St. Peter was talking to the Archange Uriel one day, after an eternity at the pearly gates, talking about how boring it was, how nobody'd tried to crash the gates lately, or anything. Ever since
Guess my brain cells have not kicked in yet today because I honestly have know idea what you are saying.
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brokenspirit: Guess my brain cells have not kicked in yet today because I honestly have know idea what you are saying.
Sorry, as I said, cut and paste went bonkers on me.
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OK well that explains it. Still can't say I quite understand, but that's just me.
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brokenspirit: OK well that explains it. Still can't say I quite understand, but that's just me.
I think it's pretty funny myself. How religion can be politically expedient depending on where and when you're running, and who's writing the history. And again, I didnt' write it, so I take no credit for its lameness in the eyes of some neither.
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